And then, a New Years one!

Do you think I'm made of money? :D I already had to watch so many discounted games from my wishlist go by in this last sale, don't make me go through that again.

Screw Christmas. Today is the first day of Hanukkah so lets go with that.

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You realise that last week was the Winter/Christmas sale?

Good idea, need a Christmas Insomnia Promo.

This is a very difficult one.

I wish one day everyone realized that all of our faiths are the same and of course there's nothing wrong with being agnostic too.
-Tolerance.
We're all in the same boat.

No, but he is.

Well, this is a really crowded boat.
Can i have at least a single cabin?

Fumigate and open that disreputable wishlist of yours, or suffer.

You and I are sharing, and one of us won't get to sleep. Either you find a way to keep me awake, or you'll be kept awake by my snoring.

Mate, too much info.

Christmas Sale, New Years Sale, Mid-Winter Sale, Valentine's Day Sale, Pre-Spring Sale, St. Patty's Day Sale, Spring Sale - what else?

Well, they should discount Starship Titanic on Towel Day.

How about a mid-sale sale?

In other words, during a sale have another sale to celebrate that there is a sale!

We can go even further, with more nested sales to celebrate all these nested sales!

(In all seriousness, we don't need another sale right now.)