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I thought we could use another silly thread, so how about a thread to share all the silly little pictures, videos, jokes, things, etc. we see everyday. A lighthearted place which can't be derailed because nothing is too offtopic or silly for it. Just post something that made you smile.

In my academic life, I lost count how many times I ran in to this:

https://hugelolcdn.com/i/420080.png
I got to see this image earlier today, possibly here (as I don't really hang anywhere else). I'm not sure why I found it so hilarious, but I do.
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P1na: I got to see this image earlier today, possibly here (as I don't really hang anywhere else). I'm not sure why I found it so hilarious, but I do.
Maybe you should look up the cards in the Unglued and Unhinged sets.

What do you think of this card?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74252

Also, look up RoboRosewater and DroidRosewater on twitter.

Maybe I will post some Magic: The Gathering card text of my own that clashes with the rules in interesting ways (either not working or creating strange situations).

Edit: Two ways of casting the card you posted:
1. Discard it, then play something like Resurrection to put it directly in the battlefield without paying its casting cost.
2. If the Un-sets (Unglued and Unhinged) are allowed, get 15 mana (maybe using Channel if allowed), play Mox Lotus, and use it along with an untap effect to get all the mana you will ever need.

If you *really* want a card you don't have enough mana to cast, try this one:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=73947
Post edited November 21, 2016 by dtgreene
I'm calling the authorities on this thread!
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dtgreene: If you *really* want a card you don't have enough mana to cast, try this one:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=73947
Tolarian Academy deck says hello. So does the Mesacraft deck.
Quite a few ways to get infinite mana in Magic, and colorless mana is even easier.
Not to mention the fact that there are also a multitude of ways to just put a card into play instead of casting it.
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dtgreene: Maybe you should look up the cards in the Unglued and Unhinged sets.

What do you think of this card?
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=74252

Also, look up RoboRosewater and DroidRosewater on twitter.

Maybe I will post some Magic: The Gathering card text of my own that clashes with the rules in interesting ways (either not working or creating strange situations).

Edit: Two ways of casting the card you posted:
1. Discard it, then play something like Resurrection to put it directly in the battlefield without paying its casting cost.
2. If the Un-sets (Unglued and Unhinged) are allowed, get 15 mana (maybe using Channel if allowed), play Mox Lotus, and use it along with an untap effect to get all the mana you will ever need.

If you *really* want a card you don't have enough mana to cast, try this one:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=73947
Nah, nowhere as fun as the cattank.

Sure there are ways to put it in play, as there are ways to block it (casting pacifism for instance), but I find the whole thing from the picture to the demotivational text absolutely hilarious. I honestly can't tell why, it's not such a big deal when I think about it, but I still chuckle every time I put it on screen.

Here's another stupid one, in honor of those good old RPGs.
Stop that!
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neurasthenya: I'm calling the authorities on this thread!
You can't stop me! Reach for the moon, I say.

Then again, overconfidence can backfire sometimes.
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Physics problem! (Hint: There's a reason I am posting this here.)

A massless marble is at rest. A force of 1 Newton is applied to the marble for 1 second. How fast is the marble now moving?
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dtgreene: Physics problem! (Hint: There's a reason I am posting this here.)

A massless marble is at rest. A force of 1 Newton is applied to the marble for 1 second. How fast is the marble now moving?
The acceleration would be the force divided by zero, there's the problem. But if we were to assume the mass only tends to zero, the acceleration would tend to infinity, resulting in infinite velocity. That's why Newtonian physics can't be applied to Quantum physics.

When I said silly what I had in mind was something more like this.

But hey, free for all is free for all.
too soon?
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Well, maybe I should bring out my predictive text generator again (source: Alice in Wonderland)

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tself,) she had a commotion in
saying "Come up again with
one of certain implied
warranties or using it by all you know--'

'Then you will make ONE respectable person!'

'How the twinkling begins with all her that she said the March Hare.

'Thinking again?' Alice sadly.

'That PROVES his cup of them.' As soon got
it flashed across her look down her eyes were
nowhere to her after that lovely garden. First, because they all alone swamp ou
r Dinah my tea at the Internal
Revenue Service. And so she longed to the
bank, and looking
for it sat down one wasn't
always pepper in the
other unpleasant things, and a trumpet in her in time the shock of you can really must have happened to work, or unenforceability of anything
to itself round her, they went on the hand, it might as for sneezing.

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for Project Gutenberg-tm.

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remarked, 'till its voice.

'What a fee is
Many small again.' She took them out under it, busily
painting them about as if you've
seen them,
called after some
minutes
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dtgreene: -snip-
Silly
VR players: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7ANUIr50ts
I never found an appropriate time to post this
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