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Oh man, I was bracing myself for this but... it looks bad. That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
Post edited November 28, 2014 by VanDerBass
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RandomJC: HEY!
I quitelike the zombie one.
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real.geizterfahr: You remember Yoda's "path to the dark side" quote? His "fear leads to anger, anger to hate, hate to suffering"-blah? The Ewok film and the zombie book are the shortcut to the dark side! They don't take the long way round, they lead to suffering directly!

Sorry, just teasing you a bit ;P
Nooooooooooooo!
Post edited November 28, 2014 by Tarm
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VanDerBass: That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
Nah,it's pretty justified, the Sith are all about hard training, constant pain, suffering and danger. What better way to show this than to give a Sith a lightsaber with two additional "blades" that serve no other purpose than to cut off the wielder's arm if (s)he's not careful. Remember Darth Maul's "master gave me this to show that he always favoured Dooku over me" double-bladed sword? Well, that's the next step.
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Breja: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

There it is. I have to say, it looks... rather bad. If I didn't know it's real, I'd say it's a fake. It looks fake somehow. The ball-droid and the light-broadsword look just silly. Also, I know this is just a teaser, but really, could we not get voiceover by Hamill or Ford? See a glimpse of one of the known characters? Something that would make me feel like I'm watching the real thing.
I'm impressed. No Jar Jar Binks, no little kids flying space craft, no silly looking aliens, no cute robots.
Post edited November 28, 2014 by monkeydelarge
The teaser was nice enough. Not much to go on, but I gotta say I loved the scenery in the dark winter forest and the new X-Wings on their low approach. Not a fan of the narration, though.

I'm looking forward to this. :)
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VanDerBass: Oh man, I was bracing myself for this but... it looks bad. That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
Because first we had red and blue, then two bladed red, then curved handled, now 3 sided hilt blade. The monkeys in the marketing department have done enough focus group studies to show that constantly changing around colors and geometry makes the mice think each new piece of cheese is actually totally different food groups.

I thought they jumped the shark having Yoda doing ninja-fu with a lightsaber. It seems they've replaced mysticism and engaging story telling for Saturday morning cartoon shit. Not impressed.
Cool for a teaser but the hilt saber was a big big nope and what the hell, the guy popping up in the beginning made me jump on the chair :)
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VanDerBass: Oh man, I was bracing myself for this but... it looks bad. That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
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Emob78: Because first we had red and blue, then two bladed red, then curved handled, now 3 sided hilt blade. The monkeys in the marketing department have done enough focus group studies to show that constantly changing around colors and geometry makes the mice think each new piece of cheese is actually totally different food groups.

I thought they jumped the shark having Yoda doing ninja-fu with a lightsaber. It seems they've replaced mysticism and engaging story telling for Saturday morning cartoon shit. Not impressed.
You know, the yoda kung fu never bothered me. It actually make internal sense and even fits with the origins of samurai movies, to a degree.
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VanDerBass: That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
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Sanjuro: Nah,it's pretty justified, the Sith are all about hard training, constant pain, suffering and danger. What better way to show this than to give a Sith a lightsaber with two additional "blades" that serve no other purpose than to cut off the wielder's arm if (s)he's not careful. Remember Darth Maul's "master gave me this to show that he always favoured Dooku over me" double-bladed sword? Well, that's the next step.
HAH even then that lightsaber in the trailer is nothing compared to this:

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1487/9818/original.jpg
Post edited November 28, 2014 by Elmofongo
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Sanjuro: Nah,it's pretty justified, the Sith are all about hard training, constant pain, suffering and danger. What better way to show this than to give a Sith a lightsaber with two additional "blades" that serve no other purpose than to cut off the wielder's arm if (s)he's not careful. Remember Darth Maul's "master gave me this to show that he always favoured Dooku over me" double-bladed sword? Well, that's the next step.
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Elmofongo: HAH even then that lightsaber in the trailer is nothing compared to this:

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1487/9818/original.jpg
That reminds of a keyblade!
wow people do like to hate on star wars for no reason. It looked good. The lightsaber is canon and yes it looks like it was made by a noob but that's probably intentional since there aren't really jedi or sith left to teach him or her...

"rogue squadron" look amazing and so did the millenium falcon. Glad to see it "looks" more real then the cgi of the prequels.

This is a teaser so we can really Judge when a trailer hits and I am rather glad there are no familiar faces in the trailer. the movie should work without them and the old cast being there is just a bonus to be honest.
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VanDerBass: Oh man, I was bracing myself for this but... it looks bad. That hilt lightsaber: why? Damn.
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Emob78: Because first we had red and blue, then two bladed red, then curved handled, now 3 sided hilt blade. The monkeys in the marketing department have done enough focus group studies to show that constantly changing around colors and geometry makes the mice think each new piece of cheese is actually totally different food groups.

I thought they jumped the shark having Yoda doing ninja-fu with a lightsaber. It seems they've replaced mysticism and engaging story telling for Saturday morning cartoon shit. Not impressed.
every lightsaber is supposed to be different just like every jedi or sith is different. It's a part of them...
Post edited November 28, 2014 by xxxIndyxxx
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Elmofongo: HAH even then that lightsaber in the trailer is nothing compared to this:

http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1487/9818/original.jpg
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RandomJC: That reminds of a keyblade!
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/171/0/9/x_keyblade__xblade__by_angeldad83-d3jfrlr.png
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Emob78: Possible. I don't know. I know I'm not alone when I say I just want Hollywood to stop making things suck. I would very much like to enjoy the non-suck version of things for a while. At this point I'm so tired of CGI and ADD-editing that I'd love the shit out of a 2 hour film with Luke just sitting around getting high as fuck and talking about how awesome the force is.
You mean like this?
Post edited November 28, 2014 by viperfdl
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Like my Brother :P