Stilton: Your Nelson quote reminded me of another situation where famous words have been used humorously out of context.

Robert Lindsey (Citizen Smith) was in a play during some kind of summer festival in Stratford as part of a Shakespeare celebration. One day between shows he want for a walk in the town and saw a camping shop. It was just an ordinary camping shop, but what caught his eye was a sign in the window which said, "Now is the discount of our winter tents..."

Which I think is pretty clever ;)

Tarnicus: Does that means Betrayal at Krondor/FTL have passed?

omegaunit: Nope you're cool

caledhel: I bet that 2 minutes after this finally sells out someone will come along and post "Oh man! Nooooooo! I missed Tiny & Big?! AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I waited all week for that! :'( "

omegaunit: drink a lot of caffeine, hit refresh constantly and try not to look at the counter too often :)

joppo: I'll raise you another (a visual pun to boot) but only click this link if you have given up on the next three days of your life.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Pun

omegaunit: All DMs are swines. You can't trust them :) If you'd taken Alligator-Slaying all you'd have fought is humans.

grunthos64: Hopefully people get enough of grandpa's leftovers because I am ready to try my luck in the next round

txnca: Floating down, through the clouds, memories come rushing up to meet me now, in the space between the heavens and the corner of some foreign field, I had a dream

Cyberevil: Yea that seems like the guy running the game just wanted to make sure your character was fail. It couldn't have been too much fun. GMs like that misunderstand the point of paper&pencil games.