Stilton: I'm beginning to hit the wall here... Mind getting foggy, eyes feel like a couple of gonads, tiredness creeping through my body... I'm having difficulty operating the keyboard....mouse feels like a rock...
I'm going to attempt a trip to the lavatory in a moment...tea build up feels like my lower half has been inflated....
I hope I make it back, but if I don't, don't bother sending a search party, it'll probably be too late by then.
What a damn useless waste, all of those games, all of those kind people on the forum....
Life can be...so awfully cruel.
Well, here goes... and to respectfully quote a great British hero who died so needlessly in the bleak Antarctic wastes...I may be gone for some time...