You knew this thread was coming. So what did everyone think?

Oh and just to be sure, I'll put a big ol space here
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Some asshole already gave away the ending in another thread.

Really? But by mistake or on purpose? -_-'

Anyway, what are you doing here, careful about more spoilers!
(and I'm going to talk about the movie in next posts)

TinyE, you're really letting us down here. Everyone knows that you have to abandon the entire internet for a few days if you wanna stay spoiler free on a movie, especially a Star Wars movie. This is internet 101 stuff. Don't be such a noob, brah.

Having said that, spoil away. I'm not going to see that POS anyway and have no problem with shitty things being spoiled. I consider crap spoilers to be a public service announcement.

You mean the fact that Han Solo dies ?

I'm not mad I know the ending, I'm mad that this fucker decided it would be fun to come in here and do that.

Yeah it's just a silly movie and after tomorrow there will be another silly movie and that's fine. What isn't fine is that people who get their rocks off doing shit like this are roaming the planet. This is the kind of guy that is going to head to the shopping center this weekend and tell little kids there is no Santa Clause. Of course there isn't but what is the fucking point ruining it for little kids?

No cause for alarm. Little kids and the endless behemoth of marketing that caters to them does a fine job all on their own.

What we saw in Empire Strikes Back was an anomaly. I see that now. We've been waiting 30 years for a deeper, more nuanced Star Wars film. We're not going to get it. The prequels and the Clone War cartoons prove it. The Star Wars franchise, like so many others, is dedicated to offering the equivalent of catnip to millions of autistic children. The sad truth is, there really isn't anything worth spoiling any more.

Is this anything like Terminator Salvation where the big twist is shown in the movie trailer?

No? Hmm....

To be honest I'm not really that hyped for the movie/starwars/new trilogy so it's going to be harder to disappoint me.

So, about the movie:

I didn't have big expectations, so I wasn't too hyped, nor I felt too disappointed.
Also, I already saw what JJ Abrams did with Star Trek: cool effects + predictable crap plot = enjoyable result, but nothing great.

**SPOILERS**

The SW7 movie is basically a.. sequel-remake of the original trilogy (very similar events).
I liked it enough in the first part, but when they showed the third "Death Star".. come on..
I'd rate it like EP1-2, mostly due to the lack of innovation.

Other comments:
- the villain gets ruined fast.. from a scary powerful foe to a derpy teenager defeated by amateurs.
- the evil master (?) seems Gollum.
- I liked the Jedi girl, but WTF.. she learns the force immediately, without ANY training.
- the space battles are cool.. I want another SW simulator *_*
- the rebel plans are really s**t and get resolved fast and easily.
- droid beep language: taught everywhere in the galaxy.
- the good stormtrooper idea was ok.. but the result is a bad character.
- my Gog, those old actors :O
- Han Solo.. I guess that JJ learnt his lesson with Spock :(
- Luke: great job dude.

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So... he goes from this to this, huh?

Well, that was a prequel.. he HAD to be a derpy teenager.
Here, in my opinion the villain should have been an experienced adult (like Darth Maul).

I don't mind spoilers and I thought I'd wait a bit until the cinemas arn't so full.

I'm curious if Luke Skywalker is Kylo Ren?

I liked it alot. It definitely "played it safe" by making it quite a bit like the plot of A New Hope as I fully expected it would, but it was MUCH better than episodes I, II & III imo.


No, even better. :) http://40.media.tumblr.com/c7683dee6939ff0bec72693ee86364b0/tumblr_inline_nps1hsYuGO1r9znqh_540.jpg

the plot spoiler is already on wiki, people who do not want to ruin the shitty story avoid it like a zombie infestation