Damn, I hate blue aliens. Kinda wish the evil corporation had run the whole lot of them over with those giant rollers. Thank god you saved the world from incessant cuddly blue aliens, stratophere nuke Pandora into oblivion from f**king space platforms, and rid the galaxy of it please. xD

Damn the unobtainium.

Those who thought Episode 7 was a bit too ordinary and a rehash of the original might be interested in hearing about this:
http://www.slashfilm.com/lawrence-kasdan-star-wars-episode-8/

(The movie didn't really feel like a rehash to me, thanks to the female lead force-using character, the personalities given to the stormtroopers (even nameless ones), and the lack of an old Jedi master in the action.)

The untitled Han Solo movie opening on May 25, 2018 will probably not interest me. (Then again, do you think this date will remain accurate? It's still 2+ years away.)

Luke, Han, Leia, and Chewy got dumped into a trash compactor that was on board the Death Star which a short time later exploded.

They showed up for the next movie. :P

Isn't that just the Star Wars equivalent to stuffing someone into a locker?

Clarification: That was a joke. (meatbag)

She'll turn out to be Boba Fett's daughter and she and Boba will both make dramatic returns. They will have a heartfelt moment hugging as father and daughter... shortly before both of them are knocked off a ledge back into the garbage compactor. For anyone keeping score, that would be 0-2 for them both.

I hope Han wasn't just "winging" it when he dropped out of lightspeed within metres of the Starkiller planet.

You did program that into the flight computer... right Han? Tell me you havn't been doing that this whole time. xD

Phasma is actually a clone of Jar-Jar Binks. And there are millions more on Kamino. That's the clone army Kylo was referring to. It's Snoke's ultimate weapon.

"So it's been years since Star Wars VI, what should this one be about?"
"Blow up a death planet! That will out do the previous movies!"
"Brilliant!"

The big twist- Han was high on Spice. He didn't need a nav computer. That's also how he knew where in the entire galaxy he'll find the Falcon. And how he knew about the trooper behind him without looking, and was able to shoot him, still without looking. And he knew Kylo would kill him. But he could see even further into the future, and saw that the remorse after killing his father will actually eventually lead to Kylo's redemption.

It was at least 3 times the size of the last one. Jeez.

Of course, the spice, should've known. But doesn't the spice make your eyes turn blue? Han has no blue glowing eyes so this can't be right.

Are we talking about Dune spice? Or is there a Star Wars Spice I'm unfamiliar with? xD

I can't tell if that's a serious comment or not. If it is than I'm face palming myself with a galaxy sized fist... cause in story telling it adds dramatic flair to increase the size of something.

'Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?'
- Yoda

Can't tell if serious?

:Is not serious:

Well, only after prolonged, extensive use. He probably used it rarely. That would also make sense with him being much aged, but in a very, very good shape for his age.

What do you think they mined in the Spice mines of Kessel?

EDIT: You know, it's starting to scare me- this bullshit I came up with on the spot actually looks more and more like it makes sense :D

Definite link between the spice and the force I feel. Also Cyberdyne systems, because they are always fishy.