Posted April 10, 2021
This seems to be the place to type out stuff to yell and be angry about, so I thought I'd do it too. I'm not so sure that I won't be preaching to the choir here, since most are probably not console gamers and think dismissively of consoles (me too!), so I'd probably not get replies beyond "of course it sucks, it's not PC!" or something, but still.
So anyhow, I finally got around to playing the PS4 Spiderman game (not the new one), and quite near the beginning, I got to a point where I have to chase Shocker as he runs through the city. Let me relay to you the sequence of events:
- 30 to 60 seconds loading of the level
- Drop in immediately to where the Shocker is escaping, along with a distance countdown that auto-fails the game and restarts the sequence if it goes to 150m
- I use Spider-man's swing action interspersed with jet-forward web action to attempt to close in on Shocker- simply running after him on the ground, or wall-running along buildings after him, or jumping after him puts too much distance between us and fails the sequence
- I have to very carefully direct the thumbstick so that I avoid all the buildings on either side, because if I get within the hitbox, Spider-man attaches to them, and starts climbing them (thus wasting time and making me lose)
- I have to dodge stairwells that jut out of the sides of buildings for the same reason
- Shocker doesn't travel in a straight line, and the city isn't laid out in a convenient grid
- Sometimes web-swinging doesn't work, and Spidey makes a dive towards the ground, occasionally finally triggering a web swing at the last second. I think this is supposed to build tension and look cool? It usually means I hit the side of the building in front of me instead of swinging over
- Spidey does the same lines of dialog every iteration of the sequence, somehow yelling to the Shocker who is usually 100m away
- I inevitably fail this level, and have to repeat the whole sequence
I fully realise that it is entirely possible that me not having the controller being an extension of my body the way kb&m is could be at fault for me not being able to do this. I'm playing on easy. I've got all the accessibility functions set to on (there are a lot, which is nice, but nothing helps here). I'm about ready to give up now.
I'd be curious about any replies that aren't "Yeah, of course, consoles/controllers suck" and "Yeah, you need to get better with controllers", but otherwise, yeah, just wanted to rant.
So anyhow, I finally got around to playing the PS4 Spiderman game (not the new one), and quite near the beginning, I got to a point where I have to chase Shocker as he runs through the city. Let me relay to you the sequence of events:
- 30 to 60 seconds loading of the level
- Drop in immediately to where the Shocker is escaping, along with a distance countdown that auto-fails the game and restarts the sequence if it goes to 150m
- I use Spider-man's swing action interspersed with jet-forward web action to attempt to close in on Shocker- simply running after him on the ground, or wall-running along buildings after him, or jumping after him puts too much distance between us and fails the sequence
- I have to very carefully direct the thumbstick so that I avoid all the buildings on either side, because if I get within the hitbox, Spider-man attaches to them, and starts climbing them (thus wasting time and making me lose)
- I have to dodge stairwells that jut out of the sides of buildings for the same reason
- Shocker doesn't travel in a straight line, and the city isn't laid out in a convenient grid
- Sometimes web-swinging doesn't work, and Spidey makes a dive towards the ground, occasionally finally triggering a web swing at the last second. I think this is supposed to build tension and look cool? It usually means I hit the side of the building in front of me instead of swinging over
- Spidey does the same lines of dialog every iteration of the sequence, somehow yelling to the Shocker who is usually 100m away
- I inevitably fail this level, and have to repeat the whole sequence
I fully realise that it is entirely possible that me not having the controller being an extension of my body the way kb&m is could be at fault for me not being able to do this. I'm playing on easy. I've got all the accessibility functions set to on (there are a lot, which is nice, but nothing helps here). I'm about ready to give up now.
I'd be curious about any replies that aren't "Yeah, of course, consoles/controllers suck" and "Yeah, you need to get better with controllers", but otherwise, yeah, just wanted to rant.
Post edited April 10, 2021 by babark