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Deals so good, you won't want to fall asleep.
You remember back when you used to walk into a store, browse the shelves, pick out a game, and then buy it--all in the actual real world? We don't know about you, but most of us at GOG.com have had our limbs atrophy to small vestigial nubbins since all of our shopping happens online these days. Of course, one thing that sometimes happens in real world stores with real world goods--particularly when they have a good sale--is that they run out of stock. Usually that means that the deal was so good that they couldn't keep up with demand.

Well, in the digital realm, this is usually pretty rare. How do you run out of stock on digital games, short of entropy devouring the universe? Well, we have gotten 101 games that will be on sale on the front page of GOG.com, but the discounts are so high at the moment that we can't just sell an unlimited number of copies of these games: we are only able to sell a few at these discounts--up to 80% off--and once they're gone, they're gone.

So what games will be on sale in our Insomnia promo? Bestselling classics and new games alike. There will also occasionally be some free games in super limited numbers (like, 20 or 30 copies)--if you're fast enough on the trigger finger to pick 'em up, that is. The deal will run from now until we're out of "stock" of games for the sale, and games may show up more than once. So it's time to bathe in a tub of coffee*, dip some espresso**, snort an energy drink***, or do whatever else it takes to stay up so you don't miss out on the best deals on fantastic games on GOG.com since summer.
*This is probably not a good idea
**This is definitely not a good idea
***This is totally safe, though****
****NO IT'S NOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU CRAZY PERSON
Post edited November 13, 2013 by TheEnigmaticT
At this point in Theme Hospital's Sale, metaphorically I picture the end of a tube of toothpaste.
We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
You mean under 21 Americans. Here in the UK, the age limit is 18. Drink away, juveniles!
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
I would be dead xD
Well, I picked up Theme Hospital... I've enjoyed some of those mobile games by Kairosoft like Game Dev Story, and this looks to be an influence on those types, so it has to be worth the $1.50, right?
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
Monday's are horrible as is, this would only make the suck 100x worse.
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ChocoboSlayer: Well, I picked up Theme Hospital... I've enjoyed some of those mobile games by Kairosoft like Game Dev Story, and this looks to be an influence on those types, so it has to be worth the $1.50, right?
...and then some. Good purchase. :)
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
There goes the liver. I think most of us will get killed from the shots for missing a free game plus all the Keaning references.
15 left. Hope everyone who wanted a copy got one.

(though I just know someone is going to show up 5 hrs from now asking, "Did I miss Theme Hospital??!?!" Someone will have to give them the bad news.)
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
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jasperline: I would be dead xD
That took some work to come up with, great idea, but I too find it too steep of a challenge to survive!
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ChocoboSlayer: Well, I picked up Theme Hospital... I've enjoyed some of those mobile games by Kairosoft like Game Dev Story, and this looks to be an influence on those types, so it has to be worth the $1.50, right?
It's worth it at full price, too!
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
You might as well just devise a way to stick a gun through the internet and shoot everyone. It'd be more expedient and more merciful. Otherwise, it's alcohol poisoning for everyone.
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
We'd all be dead if we played this game.
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SpiderFighter: Definitely. Very original platformer; you just have to get through the first level before it gets really interesting.

EDIT: Wow. I'm so tired I just noticed that I virtually wrote what you wrote. lol

But it's true. Great game. :)
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Fellin: At least its already on sale so if you miss the one you can still get it for like 3.99
Nice, didn't know thanks :)
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bew1977: We need a GoG Drinking game! (Under 21 or extreme lightweights, use soda/water instead)

Your liver healthy? Won't be after this point!

Each Page Shots:
1 shot for every Keaning reference.
1 shot for every time the list of remaining games is posted
1 shot for every time someone asks about an expired game
2 shots for every blue post (Starting from this page only.)

Tab Shots:
1 shot for every non GoG tab you have open.
2 shots for every GoG tab you have open beyond this topic
1 shot every time you check the main sale topic to see if the slow game has sold yet.

Game Shots:
1 shot for every game you have purchased this sale
If one of the games was JK2, double the shots
3 shots for missing a free game.
No thanks, my body just recovered from Friday night.