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seleapi: I mean by virgin girls, verdammt!
Accidenti?
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seleapi: I mean by virgin girls, verdammt!
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toxicTom: Accidenti?
Yes, i like that german word :D
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toxicTom: You don't know much about girls, do you?
I'm just saying... Any girl I had pleasure to be with, was not a flower.
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tinyE: Well, we are boycotting you, you smell like tuna fish, but the search engine is a piece of shit as well. :D
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seleapi: I smell like rose petals collected from virgin girls
A boy came home from school and talked to his father about science class. "Dad, we talked about sexual reproduction in class today. The teacher told us about the parts on the inside, but he didn't tell us what the parts are like on the outside. What's a vagina look like?"

"Well son, before sex the vagina is like a beautiful rose in the morning, the petals just starting to open and glistening with dew."

The boy thought about it for a moment, and then asked, "How about after sex?"

"Son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating cottage cheese?"
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seleapi: Yes, i like that german word :D
How about

duu...


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dusseldrecksau
Cant understand the cksau thing...
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Zchinque: A way to fix this is to start to sign all your posts with your username, like some pretentious twat.
He, I have been wondering why some of our fellow users bother to sign every single one of their posts.

Although I still consider that rather awkward and superfluous at least the explanation regarding the faulty search engine does lend it some, slightly self-centred, merit.

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Yours truly,
Upper-Class Twit of the Year.
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Zchinque: A way to fix this is to start to sign all your posts with your username, like some pretentious twat.
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Lemon_Curry: He, I have been wondering why some of our fellow users bother to sign every single one of their posts.

Although I still consider that rather awkward and superfluous at least the explanation regarding the faulty search engine does lend it some, slightly self-centred, merit.

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Yours truly,
Garbage-Trash Twat of the Year.
As a fellow Swede I changed this for you =)
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Zchinque: A way to fix this is to start to sign all your posts with your username, like some pretentious twat.
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Dessimu: I actually like that idea. I should also need to get a fat cigar and practice that specific look of the eyes, saying "I am important". Lets sign our stuff!

Pretentious Twat.
Great idea!

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I love this idea!

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[i]Deine
Mittamponbefriedigerindildobenutzendestockbefriedigteverschimmeltezähnekakwurstabbeißendeniehä nde
nachdemklobenutzenwaschendemückenstichaufkratzendedreckigefingernägeltoilettentieftauchermitarsch
beleuchtungausklotrinkendebandwurmalsspagettiessendekakefressendespucketrinkendekaputtehar
shampoomitdurchfallbenutzermitkotzeverschmiertepesthabendeflöhehabendekopfläusehabendenicht
duschendeseit6monatenungewaschenestoppelandenbeinendeunrasiertenichtdeobenutzendeachsel
schweißigenichtzähneputzendeausdemmundstinkendefettigehaarkakwurstartigeaufgeschlitzteschwarz
eitrigemitesserpickelfressigehässlicheblassgrünekacknussverschimmeltenachfischstinkendeschleimige
pornogeilearschgeficktegossenschlampigepornosauigeschwabbeltittenerverkaktedrogensüchtige
verkifftenasenpopelndefingerinmuschisteckendegesichtfickendebitschigeabspastendespastische
sexsüchtigefotzigerunterholendearschverfickteluschendeblasenderubbelndefingerndeschnell
orgasmusbekommerpuffgängericheficksüchtigeanhalterselbstbefriedigtehurigesnuttigeschlampigevoll
gepissteekelhafteverpeiltescheißendesabberndeverdreckteschwabbelassistinkendebehindertedoofdum
dusseldrecksau [/i]
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Prah: As a fellow Swede I changed this for you =)
Only my møøse are Swedish, I'm not my dear. Thanks for the compliment, though.
Deleting his posts? XD

Everyone chime in, that is not a Blue, who has the ability to delete posts. XD I sure as hell can't do it.
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adaliabooks: It doesn't play nicely with searching for usernames. It would only return posts where you had been quoted (so your username was present in the content of a post)
Hmm i certainly would like to see all the posts I've made and where they were all at. Would be a nice feature. Sorta like an off-shoot of My Recent Posts...
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adaliabooks: It doesn't play nicely with searching for usernames. It would only return posts where you had been quoted (so your username was present in the content of a post)
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rtcvb32: Hmm i certainly would like to see all the posts I've made and where they were all at. Would be a nice feature. Sorta like an off-shoot of My Recent Posts...
I tried to include this ability in my script, but unfortunately I still can't see a way to search within the threads on a forum (without crashing your browser anyway) to find posts by a user.
I can give you a list of topics you created, but unfortunately not ones you have posted in...
Post edited December 12, 2015 by adaliabooks
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Zchinque: A way to fix this is to start to sign all your posts with your username, like some pretentious twat.
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Dessimu: I actually like that idea. I should also need to get a fat cigar and practice that specific look of the eyes, saying "I am important". Lets sign our stuff!

Pretentious Twat.
LOL (literal, not figurative).
+ to you both. =D

Yours truly,
Dildohead MacStrontiumpants