Posted October 20, 2019
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What are your rules?
Dog rules.
No more picking fights with cats as it will always end with a paw across the nose.
No more crunching rocks and stones as your teeth will wear down.
No more waiting for the rain to stop so you can grab a snail.
No more trying to catch/play with big lizards as they have big teeth.
No more jumping up to try and get a butt out of the ash tray.
No more eating cats poop.
No more trying to catch birds on the ground (idiots as they have a massive tree and seed landing) having a feed.
No more eating birds poop.
No more rolling on deceased insects/worms.
No more trying to catch bees or wasps as they have stingers.
No more eating birds feathers as it's bloomin' dangerous.
No more trying to grab rubbish that is thrown in the yard from the wind.(papers/plastic bags/etc.)
No more jumping up and nipping the girls on the bum for attention.(Now stopped).
No more barking at people walking past.(This will never stop).
No more minor explosive from rear the end.(Gas masks are cheap at the moment).
No more accidents in the house.(Another, thing that will never happen.Because rain is a bad and I ain't going outside).
No more racing through the house to answer the phone as you can't answer it anyway.
No more being scared of thunder as it's just like a lot in here.(All noise).
No more barking between 12 and 6am as some of us want to sleep.
No more trying to bite through electric cables as that is very dangerous.(Now stopped).
No more running to hide when I get the car out.
No more chasing the mailman.(Never ever stop and she knows when the weekend arrives and then she stops,looking).
No more sneaky drinks out of our cups.
No more barking at the TV.(Now stopped).
No more howling at distant sirens.(Now stopped but new dog German Shepard next door is a real howler).
No more bloomin' digging holes just to find a grub to roll on.
No more running and hiding just because we want to put your collar on and take a vet trip in the car.
No more trying to bite the vet when being examined.
No more trying to fight all the strays and mutts walking past.
No more wagging tail at next doors cats as they will punch you up if given a chance.
No more catching larrikeets and running through the house.
No more sneaking like a bandit,trying to catch the birds on the ground.
Yep! My dog does all this and more,somethings I have forgotten. How many items does your dog do?
Dog rules.
No more picking fights with cats as it will always end with a paw across the nose.
No more crunching rocks and stones as your teeth will wear down.
No more waiting for the rain to stop so you can grab a snail.
No more trying to catch/play with big lizards as they have big teeth.
No more jumping up to try and get a butt out of the ash tray.
No more eating cats poop.
No more trying to catch birds on the ground (idiots as they have a massive tree and seed landing) having a feed.
No more eating birds poop.
No more rolling on deceased insects/worms.
No more trying to catch bees or wasps as they have stingers.
No more eating birds feathers as it's bloomin' dangerous.
No more trying to grab rubbish that is thrown in the yard from the wind.(papers/plastic bags/etc.)
No more jumping up and nipping the girls on the bum for attention.(Now stopped).
No more barking at people walking past.(This will never stop).
No more minor explosive from rear the end.(Gas masks are cheap at the moment).
No more accidents in the house.(Another, thing that will never happen.Because rain is a bad and I ain't going outside).
No more racing through the house to answer the phone as you can't answer it anyway.
No more being scared of thunder as it's just like a lot in here.(All noise).
No more barking between 12 and 6am as some of us want to sleep.
No more trying to bite through electric cables as that is very dangerous.(Now stopped).
No more running to hide when I get the car out.
No more chasing the mailman.(Never ever stop and she knows when the weekend arrives and then she stops,looking).
No more sneaky drinks out of our cups.
No more barking at the TV.(Now stopped).
No more howling at distant sirens.(Now stopped but new dog German Shepard next door is a real howler).
No more bloomin' digging holes just to find a grub to roll on.
No more running and hiding just because we want to put your collar on and take a vet trip in the car.
No more trying to bite the vet when being examined.
No more trying to fight all the strays and mutts walking past.
No more wagging tail at next doors cats as they will punch you up if given a chance.
No more catching larrikeets and running through the house.
No more sneaking like a bandit,trying to catch the birds on the ground.
Yep! My dog does all this and more,somethings I have forgotten. How many items does your dog do?
Post edited October 20, 2019 by Tauto
