Well that's a weird way to phrase it, but I guess if matter persists then it hasn't been disintegrated.

What was your favorite skit in the video? Mine was "Woman brushes hair, swats fly."

Well at least you know what you like. Bravo... I think.

Swatting, SWATTING. It's the MURDER of flying insects that gets me off because I hate how they get in my face!

You don't need to tell me about whale eggs, I went on a meditative journey of self-discovery with my daughter in one, and then the cops found me on a beach.

I've never heard of anyone using fruit as currency, but if you're going to uncover your pale legs then I guess Greece is the place to do it.

Well, I suggest you use banana leaves as armor to match that helmet.

I've never heard of Hamlet being performed by just one person, so perhaps I should do it while Bananarama is still there and ask them if they want to participate.

Dude, you know Bubblegum Princess?! You simply must introduce me, I've always wanted to be her lab-assistant.

Well just because she likes being covered in gum doesn't necessarily mean that she'd feel the same way about puke. And I thought you already were her lab rat.

No, just terrified of commitment; the most I could handle is friends with benefits. But as long as I can summon the courage, what's the harm in asking?

Insult you? Well if you insist, you slimy, inbred oaf! No wonder you could only get a job that gives you no benefits, and you have to eat porridge. No, you can't have any ham! But why do you want masking tape?

To tie the pig's legs, of course; the adhesive glue marinates their foot-meat to perfection.

First of all, I don't see why a pig would wear a tie, and I've heard of foot fetishes, but not puppet-related ones.