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MichaelD.965: Face it, your preconceived motions around the Unabomber are way off. I bet you've never even heard of the Pink Panther!
Frankly, I'd avoid going anywhere near the Unabomber, but I'm not sure how he's connected to the Pink Panther. Are you suggesting it was a conspiracy?
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HeresMyAccount: I'd avoid going anywhere near Unikitty, but I'm not sure how she's connected to the Pink Panther. Are you suggesting they're related?
Panther and Pie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G; first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a kitten in a kitten-carriage!
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MichaelD.965: Pumpkin and Pie sitting in a tree, P-I-S-S-I-N-G; first comes seeds, then comes pumpkins, then comes a pie covered with whipped cream!
I agree, but I also like pecan pie, especially when it's filled with that sickeningly sweet syrup!
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HeresMyAccount: I also like Pinky Pie, especially when she's so filled with that sickeningly sweet syrup that she might burst!
Give me Nurse Fluttershy any day.
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MichaelD.965: Give me Nurse Ratched any day.
You're quite the masochist! You know that's not just a kinky outfit - she actually is a nurse.
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HeresMyAccount: You're quite messy, Chist! You know that's not just a ketchup stain -you actually got shot.
Your hypnotism doesn't work on me! I'll prove it by licking the stain...that tastes like pennies.
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MichaelD.965: Your hypocrisy doesn't work on me! I'll prove it by licking things that I told you not to lick...that tastes like penis.
Well, you accused me of being a hypocrite but actually you're the hypocrite, and evidently gay as well, not that I would judge you for that, but licking genitals after telling someone else not to do so definitely qualifies as hypocrisy.
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HeresMyAccount: Well, you warned me about drinking hypochlorite but actually you are the one who merrily does. I will not take you before a judge, but playing guitar licks so genially while not telling someone else how to do so with well defined quality tells of hypocondriasis.
Not sure how hypocondriasis relates to drinking medicines right from fake news, unless the other claimed to be ill, and then gave a bombastic show with a real good guitar solo.
Post edited October 12, 2020 by Carradice
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Carradice: Not sure how hypocondriasis works as drinkable medicine, unless Fake News lied to us.
Aquarium cleaner sounds like the Wuhan-Flu fix, but they're in fact entirely different chemicals. That wife obviously murdered her husband and made a flimsy attempt at blaming Trump.
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MichaelD.965: The Age of Aquarius was cleaner than it sounds, when performed by the Wu-Tang Clan, but they're featured in entirely different cinemas. That wife obviously murmured to her husband and made a phlegmy attempt at shaming him into humping her.
I don't remember the Wu-Tang Clan ever performing that song, but I'll take your word for it. And if that guy's wife was full of phlegm, I'm not sure why that would entice him into sex, unless he has a snot fetish or something.
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HeresMyAccount: I remember the Wu-Tang Clan performing that song, but I'll never listen to it again. The singer's wife is full of phlegm because he has a snot fetish.
As much as I want to virtue-signal against kink-shaming, bodily fluids just trigger me too much.
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MichaelD.965: As much as I play Virtua Fighter against Kirk Hammett, his bodily floods just drench me rigorously, too much.
Well I guess he's a sweaty guy. You try playing guitar like that and see if you don't perspire.
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HeresMyAccount: Look, you're a sweet guy. I tried playing guitar like that and I don't prosper.
Well have you tried EVERY instrument?
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MichaelD.965: We'll have you tired, VERY inconveniently!
Do they design the levels so you need to use all your stamina potions just to reach the final boss?
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drm9009: Do they designate the need to stammer proportionally to the boss?
You can't designate what doesn't exist.