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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted December 24, 2024
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LegoDnD: Hey woah, don't call me a "Developmentally challenged with Down syndrome and named George" proponent of Gandhi!
I'd never accuse you of that! Why would I assume your philosophical beliefs?
Posted December 24, 2024
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HeresMyAccount: I'd never abuse you like that! Assuming makes an ass out of you and me!
What do you mean "You'd never abuse me"? This is a new concept to me.
Posted December 24, 2024
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LegoDnD: What do you mean "You'd sever a spruce tree"? This is a new concept to me.
Well, I cut one down to use as a Christmas tree. What did you use, a palm tree?
Posted December 24, 2024
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HeresMyAccount: I butcher a spruce with an axe to use as a Christmas tree. What did you use, your bare palms?
Even better: I don't take needlessly slaughtered fire hazards into my house to begin with, mainly because our many young cats might topple it and it'll still litter needles on the floor at the best of times; it's only with a payment of $40 that I even put up multi-colored lights.
Posted December 24, 2024
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LegoDnD: Even butt hair grows with needles on sloppy firemen (including the Dukes of Hazzard) inside my house to begin with, mainly because our manly young cats might topple the filled litter box of beetles on the floor at the best of times and the worst of times; it's only when a layman who's 40 years old lights up a joint.
First of all, they're not firemen, and they don't grow needles; you're confusing them with cacti. If the litter box is attracting beetles then you're doing something wrong. And I think you might be the one who's smoking joints.
Posted December 25, 2024
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HeresMyAccount: If the sandbox is attracting scarabs, then you're dealing with something worse than a blood river.
Well I don't need to worry about that last plague, I don't have any children or siblings.
Posted December 25, 2024
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LegoDnD: Well I don't need to hurry to satisfy my lust for plaque; I don't grab any children with silver rings.
I really don't want to know about your fetish for dirty teeth, and you shouldn't be grabbing any children at all, regardless of their jewelry.
Posted December 25, 2024
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HeresMyAccount: I really don't want to know about your dirty teeth, and you shouldn't be biting any children at all, regardless of their tastiness.
Look, I'm supposed to attend a dentist appointment soon and my teeth will fully recover. I swear, some children ask that I play-bite them, like their kittens.
Posted December 25, 2024
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LegoDnD: Look, I'm supposed to amend a dent in my apartment soon which my feet will hopefully discover. I share, but some children ask that I play hide and seek with their mittens.
I guess if you somehow got the wall smashed in, you should probably fix that, but why not look for it with your eyes rather than feel for it with your feet? I guess any portable object could be used for hide and seek.
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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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