That makes it worse though.

Some snakes are very aggressive, so you need a strong enough grate, and one with small enough holes that the snakes can't fit through.

I prefer a sharp blade, but thanks anyway.

Well of course the sharks are in tanks (or aquariums to be exact); where else would you keep them - in the laundry basket?

How about in the ocean where they don't die of depression?

First of all, if you want lotion on your skin, then put it on yourself, because I'm not touching you! And if you like to have the lotion applied roughly, that's yet another reason why I especially won't do it!

Tarantino movies are grossly over-rated.

Yes, that's right. And Pauly Shore played Hamlet.

I refuse to believe del Toro would ever let that pseudo-man anywhere near his stop-motion masterpiece.

First of all, I don't want to hear about your diarrhea. And for God's sake, use new leaves every time, or better yet, toilet paper!

Joke's on you, I don't have a diary!

That's not how the cure for gonorrhea works, but there are more effective cures. I think you just need penicillin.

I watched Daredevil Director's Cut once, isn't that enough?

Clearly it's not. You should have also placed a bet on the outcome of your carpentry.