Click the reply button, change the thing inside the quote, ideally in a subtle but meaningfully funny way, poetically if you can manage it, then type something afterwards in response for the next person to misquote.

Please delete the quotes before the previous one so that each reply doesn't end up being a huge block of nested quotes!

So here's what I'll say, and you can reply to it, and delete all of these instructions above it:

I sure do like gingerbread. It makes my tummy feel happy.

Maybe it's just me, but I really feel you should keep your predilection for eating red-haired people to yourself, this isn't suitable for the forum.

I resent the accusation that I had anything to do with such foolishness! And who's going to believe the word of someone who keeps his suits on a table rather than in a suitcase?

Be sure that they will know when i show video proof of you tying him down and eat his red hairs with other sick fucks.

I'd like to see that! It would really quack me up! But why are the ducks sick? Isn't there a veterinarian?

Well, as long as he doesn't bite off my ear. After all, how would I hear the screams of all the other people he's biting?

He was just supporting your painting aspirations.

Well I guess I really shouldn't breathe so much helium, and remember to take a breath of air once in a while. But I just like the way the helium makes my voice sound.

That's ok, nobody owns the moon (yet!!).

Foul knave! Leavest thy buttocks covered!

Nothing wrong with that, I appreciate your honesty.

Why thank you. Don't mind if I leak all over your car.

Your fetish for wet kitten has reached a questionable dimension.

Please make the next misquote sound a little more 'innocent'!