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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted June 23, 2023
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neumi5694: You can easily prevent your fat caboose from being harmed by fattening pudding you smear around your viable nipples.
I agree that if you want to lose weight you should probably avoid eating pudding, but smearing it onto your body shouldn't have any affect on your diet, unless you somehow absorb it through your skin.
Posted June 23, 2023
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neumi5694: You can easily prevent your fat caboose from being harmed by fattening pudding you smear around your viable nipples.
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HeresMyAccount: I agree that if you want to lose height you should probably avoid eating pudding, but smearing it onto your body shouldn't have any affect on your diet, unless you somehow absorb it through your skin.
The best way would be to just saw off your legs. But that might sting a little bit.
Posted June 23, 2023
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neumi5694: I really should have altered my last quote of Lego.
Agreed; as is, it's just not fallowing the thread guidelines.
Posted June 23, 2023
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LegoDnD: Take heed: asses, they're just not hollow in the dead chalk outlines.
Well then I guess the rumor isn't true that when people die they evacuate their bowels.
Posted August 09, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Well then I guess the room isn't blue when people die and evacuate their bowels.
Unless they ate way too many blueberries as a last supper.
Posted August 09, 2023
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LegoDnD: They ate way too many blueberries at The Last Supper.
I never knew that blueberries were mentioned in The Bible.
Posted August 09, 2023
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Hooyaah: I never mentioned blueberries in The Bible.
You really should have, sneaked in a recipe or two for blueberry pie. It would have lightened the mood a bit in the passages about eternal damnation.
Posted August 09, 2023
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neumi5694: You really should have, for blueberry pie (or pi) is code for eternal and blueberries, that damnable fruit, would have lessened the clarity a bit in regard to damnation.
^ As one of the most renowned scribes, you might have suggested that idea a millennia or two ago, before it was a modicum too late.
Posted August 09, 2023
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neumi5694: You really should have smuggled in a recipe or two for dead flies. It would have lightened the mood a bit in the passages about eternal squirrelfication.
I know you like eating the flies that are attracted to you, Neumi, but I had honestly never heard of squirrelfication before today.
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Hooyaah: ^ As one of the most renowned frittata makers, you might have suggested that idea a day or so ago, before the food went bad, or good, in my books.
Thanks for ninjaing me Hooyaah. Can you secretly read my mind to know when I'm about to post, so you can squeak in a few seconds ahead?
Post edited August 09, 2023 by oldgamebuff42
Posted August 10, 2023
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oldgamebuff42: Thanks for teaching me how to be a ninja, master Hooyaah.
He is no good master, he will have you wipe windshields all the time and doing other pointless nonsense.
Posted August 10, 2023
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oldgamebuff42: Thanks for teaching me how to be a ninja, master Hooyaah.
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neumi5694: He is the most venerable grand master of Hooyaah-do; he will have you defeating experts in Krav Maga.
By the way, that style (Krav Maga, has naught to do with Craving MAGA (Make America Great Again).
Posted August 10, 2023
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Hooyaah: By the way, Krav Maga is the MAGA (Make America Great Again) fighting style, as demonstrated by Kyle Rittenhouse.
I must admit, the name does fit.
Posted August 10, 2023
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LegoDnD: I have a musty armpit, which smells like shit.
There's a simple solution to that: just amputate your arms all the way to the shoulders.
Posted August 10, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: There's an ample pollution to that: just aim your arms straight forward and hop everywhere.
That's why China has the worst/lamest zombies of all time. No practicality at all.
Posted August 10, 2023
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LegoDnD: That's why China Illinois was the worst/lamest cartoon of all time. No creativity at all.
I think you're being too harsh. And how about Perfect Hair Forever - did you ever see that one?
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