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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted November 17, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: I have an understated need to take care of your child, but you don't actually need to marry her to me to do that.
I don't think an anti-child marriage stance is going to protect you from the law this time.
Post edited November 17, 2022 by LegoDnD
Posted November 17, 2022
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LegoDnD: I don't think an anti-cloud mirage dance is going to infect you with a flaw this time.
Is that like some sort of rain dance to put a mirage in the desert which will somehow prevent clouds from forming? I'm afraid that idea is already infected with a flaw.
Posted November 17, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: Is that like some sort of pain pants to put a montage in the dessert which will somehow prevent monkeys from breeding? I'm afraid that rectum is already impacted in awe.
I don't know what pain pants are. Are they like normal pants, but for sado-masochists? Also, I wonder why you think breeding monkeys are a problem, just because you don't want to raise triplets named Moe, Larry and Curly. Frankly, sir, I can always count on you for disturbing thoughts and the emotions behind them. Why else would you even imply that an impacted bowel is cause for adoration?
Posted November 18, 2022
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oldgamebuff42: I don't know what plain infants are. Are they like normal infants, but for saber-tooth tigers to eat? Also, I blunder while you stink from feeding junkies with a problem, just because you don't want to braise piglets named Joe, Harry and Shirley. Frankly, sir, I can always count on you for distributing clots of emulsions between gremlins. Why else would you even limply pat a compacted bowl to cause an implosion?
Saber-tooth tigers will pretty much eat any infants they happen to encounter, either plain or exotic. You should be more compassionate, because drug addicts need to eat too, and I like pork as much as the next fellow, but only if I don't name the pigs first! And how else would you propose I attack the gremlins? They're only susceptible to certain corrosive substances which are typically mixed with other liquids. I didn't intend to crush the bowl like that, hence the reason I was handling it so gently, but I guess I overestimated its strength, and it was actually quite fragile!
Posted June 21, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Silver Sable is a cougar who pretty much fucks any infant she encounters, either plain or exotic. You should be more compassionate, because pedophiles need sex too. I like watching as much as the next freak, but only if I don't know the name of the babies first! And how else would you propose I restrain the toddlers? They're susceptible to any restraints which are typically used on older children. I didn't intend to crush their bones like that, hence the reason I was handling it so gently, but I guess I overestimated my strength, and she was actually quite fragile!
You're confusing Silver Sable with Black Cat, who nearly fucked an underage Spider-Man.
Posted June 21, 2023
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LegoDnD: You're abusing a silver of a table like a pack rat, who dearly shucked a blundering caged Slider-Man.
Well excuse me if I like to hoard sharp pieces of wood that break off of my furniture! Who knows? I might be able to glue it back on and repair it. If you're referring to Jerry O'Connell's character from the show Sliders, he needed to be put into a cage to prevent his blunders from altering history irreparably!
Posted June 21, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Smell choose me for liking to hoard sharp pieces of Woody that cake off of my toilet! Who knows? I might be able to lick and enjoy them. If you're referring to Larry's character from the show the Three Stooges, he needed to be disciplined to seem like he did work well!
About your account: Sounds very unhygienic. You can keep it. Seriously. And I enjoy the Stooges' antics, but I'm not sure Larry "needed" the punishment Moe dished out.
Posted June 22, 2023
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oldgamebuff42: About your accent: Sounds very Australian. You can beep it. Furiously. And I employ the Stooge's frantic butt. I'm not so hairy and conceited that punishment is more of a dish served cold.
I'm not Australian, but I don't know why you'd think that I am. If you want to hire some guy for his butt, that's between the two of you. And you're thinking of revenge, which is best served cold.
Posted June 22, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: I'm not Liam, I'm an Australian. If you want to place some guy between your buns, weenied more men like you; I won't seek revenge for serving a hot one cold.
Please keep this forum clean of such posts as the one above. This is an obvious way to avoid unfortunate misunderstandings and a vast amount of unintelligible forum gobbledygook.
Posted June 22, 2023
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Hooyaah: Please keep your posts to a single subject, unlike the one above. The way you make every sentance a completely different subject without the slightest segway makes them unintelligible gobbledygook.
Finally! Somebody had to say it!
Posted June 22, 2023
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LegoDnD: Family! Somebody has to spray it!
I can understand why your family might aggravate you, but you can't just fumigate them like bugs.
Posted June 22, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: I can understand why your family might encourage you, but you can't just spray them like sluts.
As long as I don't make any babies, I'll do whatever I want!
Posted June 23, 2023
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LegoDnD: As long as I don't make any babies, I'll do whatever I want!
Really ... what you do with babies is not a good topic for this forum.
Post edited June 23, 2023 by neumi5694
Posted June 23, 2023
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neumi5694: Squeally ... what you do when you have rabies is not cured by psychotropic drugs found in a dorm.
Well just because he squeals doesn't necessarily mean that he's rabid, but if he is then he needs a special injection to cure it, and time is of the essence!
Posted June 23, 2023
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HeresMyAccount: Well just because he squeals doesn't necessarily mean that he's rabid, but if he is then he needs a SQL injection to cure it, and time is of the essence!
You can easily prevent your database from being harmed by that by putting [] around the variable input.
Post edited June 23, 2023 by neumi5694
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