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HeresMyAccount: I hurt her for having a nasally whistle; "Justice for All" my shiny metal ass! She's too damaged to be able to do that now, she can only whistle "Smoke on the Water" with her nose, but she blows snot everywhere.
Shit man, it's not like she was smoking or anything. I think you should pay the medical bill.
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LegoDnD: Spit cans, it's a hot bike and she was poking around the thing. I stink and you should pray it's not a medical condition.
How would I spit cans? Wouldn't I have to eat them first? I think you've confused me with a goat. Thank you for complimenting my bicycle, and don't worry about her; she was just harmlessly looking at it. I suppose I'd pray for your health, or hygiene, if I weren't an atheist. Alas, I am.
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HeresMyAccount: Howard Lickety-Split? How horrible that knave was, eating the first born of the Confucius goat. The dank mire of ice cold complaints, don't worry about them. She was just harmlessly looking at it. I'd pose and pray for your hugging heathens, if I weren't an panspermiatheist.
Please tell me more about the doctrine of God's Holy Seed. I'm curious.
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DavidOrion93: Please smell my sore gout because the doctor's dog has moldy feet. I'm serious.
Do I really have to smell it? Isn't there a better way to diagnose gout? I'm aware of that dog's problem, and I think you letting it press its feet against your open wound might have something to do with your own illness.
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HeresMyAccount: Do I really have to ingest it? Isn't there a better way to do grout? I'm aware of Groot's way of talking, and lemme tell you, there's no better poet under the sun.
Don't know why you'd want to eat the feet of someone with gout. That doesn't give you superpowers here in the real world, and I love Guardians of the Galaxy just as much as the next man, but I don't know that I would call Groot a poet, more like a frustrated gangster rapper with a mild speech impediment.
Post edited June 07, 2022 by oldgamebuff42
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oldgamebuff42: I love Guardians of the Galaxy just as much as the next man, but I don't know that I would call Groot a poet, more like a frustrated gangster rapper with a mild speech impediment.
Guys guys, HMA is talking about Father Groot from GotG1; OGB is talking about Teen Groot from Infinity War.
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LegoDnD: Flies, flies! The HOA is condemning my house, because it's filled with flies, ever since my father cut a root from Yggdrasil and now he's sulking about a spilled root beer with infinite calories!
He really shouldn't be messing with roots from that tree, and if he lets them rot and keeps them in your house then of course they'll draw flies. But if the root beer is that fattening then he should be glad that he spilled it before he got a chance to drink it.
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HeresMyAccount: She rely on shoulders be massaged with roots from that tree, and if he left them in room and kept them in a house then of course they will fly. But if the root bear is fastening he should be glad he spoiled it before he got a chance to win it.
Sophia! Are you there Sophia...! You are my Star my Angel my Mind. Keep me safe and I'll be back.
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psychosopher: "Chell! Are you still there Chell...? You are my Target my Bullseye my Swiss Cheese. Keep yourself unsafe and I'll be shooting."
Your turret-centered romantic Portal fanfiction is certainly...unique.
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LegoDnD: My turkey-centered romantic Porn fanfiction is certainly...unique.
get this filth out of here!
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amok: get this flirt on arts here!
Subsequently, freedom creates more and more unrated elements supported by contradicted arts section parts to make arguments more interesting for observing officers.
Post edited August 19, 2022 by user deleted
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psychosopher: Subservient freedom creates more and more oxymorons of unrelated elephants which snorted my contraception farts and erection sharts to make augmentations more interactive of deserving offers.
So you're saying that in order to be a slave to freedom, you must have a condom fall off inside your rectum, fart it out while an elephant sucks it up into its trunk, become aroused by the fact that you accidentally sprayed diarrhea while doing so, and then sell products that have been altered to become less automated and more manually controlled? Well, that makes sense to me.
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HeresMyAccount: Soya reserving orders to save the freedom, ye mustard condominium fall inside ye rectus, farting out whale, an elephant socks up in the trunk, bee come amused by the funk that you accidentally spilt from diaries of Rhea, why doing so and then spell provocations that had beans altered to become a mess, automated and/or manually controlled? Well that makes waves to me.
That's it. Beans altered to become a mess. Provocations manually controlled. An elephant socks in trunk? Maybe. Days like before today changing my vectors. Waves.
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psychosopher: That's a zit. Beams are broken to become a mess. Provolone is annually enrolled. Elegant socks in your trunk? Maybe. Days of yore have yesterday changed my underwear. Caves.
Thank you for pointing out my pimple; I hadn't noticed it. Ideally, structural support beams should be reinforced to prevent a collapse. I hadn't realized that there's a university in which the students are composed of cheese, but that's interesting. Where else would I keep my socks but in a trunk? So you haven't changed your underwear in quite some time then? You might want to consider doing it, or else go live in a cave.
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HeresMyAccount: Frank, you are pointing to my nipple, I hadn't naughtied it. It is socktual sport, blinks showbiz, rain forcing to prevent collars. I have realized that three universities in which dentists make compost of cheese, but that is investing. Why do I keep my socks in the trunk? So you don't have to change your under armour qualities same time.
Ye mighty, went to consider ruin it, or please go live at a rave.
Hey! I was a woman for two weeks only, but my under armour is blossom. Nipples are a proof that you can give a milk, otherwise why would you need your nipples? I look rather silly while raving but I can record some game for you.