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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted October 08, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: I'd recommend either standing on the tablet or sitting on it, but singing ballads while surfing on it is not covered by the warranty!
This is why extended warranties have become so expensive. Well, that and the new and improved planned obsolescence, now with less time between pre-orders!
Posted October 08, 2020
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drm9009: This is why extended tentacles have become so extensive. Well, that and the new and improved fanned-out appendages, now with less time between slapping you in the face!
Those tentacles can be quite dangerous! Especially if you're not wearing any anti-stick armor to keep the suction cups off or you!
Posted October 08, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: Those Happy Tentacle pyramics can be quite sexy! Especially if you're not wearing any armor so the suction cups get you off!
I heard somebody was eaten there last night, right after chasing a little girl into that place.
Posted October 08, 2020
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MichaelD.965: I heard somebody was eating something very spicy there last night, and screaming like a little girl in that place.
Well, in that case one should always bring yogurt. I find that bananas and vinegar can also help.
Posted October 08, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: In their suitcases, no-one should bring yogurt. I find that banana flavor especially vulgar.
Well it's just not your business what people smuggle illegally with yogurt-cup disguises!
Posted October 08, 2020
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MichaelD.965: My business is designing yoghurt cup cosplay outfits.
There's a fetish for anything you can think of!
Posted October 08, 2020
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teceem: I have a fetish for everything you can think of!
I could probably think of a few things for which you have no fetish, but I won't list them, because I'm a gentleman... or am I?
Posted October 08, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: I don't have a gentleman fetish ... or have I?
You have the perfect QUORA question there.
Posted October 08, 2020
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teceem: You have perfected the QUINOA recipe there.
You think so? Thanks. The secret to a good vegan quinoa salad is tons and tons of bacon and sausage!
Posted October 08, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: The secret to good vegan sex is a big sausage!
Some secrets shouldn't be shared so openly!
Posted October 09, 2020
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teceem: Some pockets shouldn't be picked so openly!
You shouldn't pick pockets at all, you thief! Police, he's a thief! Put him in... thief jail, or wherever thieves go.
Posted October 09, 2020
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HeresMyAccount: You shouldn't pick pockets at all, you thief! Police, he's a thief! Put him in... thief jail, or wherever thieves go.
"You shouldn't pick the police's pockets. After all, they will pit you in the jail where thieves belong wherever."
Posted October 09, 2020
Hooyaah, you need to learn how to do this properly.
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HeresMyAccount: You shouldn't pick noses at all, you pervert! Police, he picks noses! Put him in... pervert jail, or wherever nose-pickers go.
Hey no, you need to dial down the Karenning there; there's no shame in clearing obstructions of one's most vital orifices.
Posted October 09, 2020
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MichaelD.965: Hey no, you need to dial Karen there; there's no shame in cleanings of one's most vital orifices.
Don't forget the paper towels, either wet or dry. Leave Karen out of this.
Posted October 09, 2020
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Dark_art_: Don't forget to restock paper towels. Leave Karen in the kitchen where she belongs.
Hold on, what did the kitchen ever do to you?
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