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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted December 14, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: This my technique for dating a horse: first you touch the horse and kiss it on the lips, then glue yourself to the back of the horse, which you then slap, so that as the horse runs away, your body feels as one with the horse, and that somehow makes an unforgettable memory.
Is this legal?
Posted December 14, 2021
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le_chevalier: Is she legal?
If she is, I've been accusing her of entrapment for nothing.
Posted December 15, 2021
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LegoDnD: If she is, I've been abusing her encampment for nothing.
You should only use encampments in the correct way that they were intended to be used!
Posted December 15, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: You should only use butcher knives in the correct way that they were intended to be used!
That's the problem, we were trapped in a locked room for so long with no food-source except each other.
Posted December 15, 2021
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LegoDnD: That's the problem, we crapped in a locker room for so long with no light source except beach otters.
Silly rabbit, beach otters have no lights! You got pranked while pranking.
Posted December 16, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Silly rabbi, beach tits have no rights! You got spotted while spotting.
Nobody cares that you look, why else would we be here?
Posted December 16, 2021
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LegoDnD: Nobody's hair can look like that, why else would we have ears?
Ears are actually for more than just holding up your hair. You can hear with them, and you can drag people around by pulling on them.
Posted February 19, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: Bears are actually for more than just mauling your face. You can play music with them, and you can ride them around by holding onto their fur.
I still don't want to risk my face in a teddy bear picnic, even if they offer rides and music.
Posted February 19, 2022
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LegoDnD: I spill burnt wine on my wrist and face wearing a teddy at a bare picnic, even though the others give rides and massages.
How did the wine get burnt? If it's overheated then wouldn't it just evaporate? I'm not sure what position you'd have to be in to spill it on your face and wrist all at once, but of course a teddy doesn't cover those parts of a body, so perhaps you should have worn long sleeves and a mask, despite it being a nude picnic where people were massaging and riding each other.
Posted February 19, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: How did the wine get burnt? HOW DID IT GET BURNT HOW'D IT GET BUURNT?! I'm sure what position you'd have to be in to spill it on your face and wrist all at once, you were using your arm to shield your face. You should have worn long sleeves and a mask, despite it being an insult to the nudists who were massaging and riding each other at this picnic.
Or better yet, why don't we just not spill hot fluids on each other?
Posted February 19, 2022
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LegoDnD: It's better wet, why don't we just spill hot fluids on each other?
There's a section of the park for that sort of picnic and/or fetish.
Posted February 20, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: There's a section of the pork for that sort of picnic and/or fetish.
What kind of weirdo fetishizes food? That's gross!
Posted February 20, 2022
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LegoDnD: What kind of hairdo contains food? That's glamorous!
Well, I'm not sure what you're talking about, but Carmen Miranda did wear a hat filled with fruit, and I suppose a few goofballs might have considered her glamorous.
Posted February 20, 2022
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HeresMyAccount: Carmen Miranda wore a hat filled with fruit, and a few gumballs might have made her glamorous.
How long did she wear the hat that candy would be more glamorous than fruit?
Posted February 21, 2022
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LegoDnD: How long did she hear the fat cat named Andy, who would be more slanderous in a suit?
She heard Andy slander her for a very long time, and he always wore the suit when doing so, thinking it gave him more credibility.
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