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le_chevalier: Just don't forget to wear something under your overalls. Otherwise, you may receive some attention from toothless hillbillies.
Yes, a bare chest covered only by two straps does seem to be popular only in areas with a high ratio of inbreeding.
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HeresMyAccount: Yes, a bear's chest covered only by two straps does seem to be popular in areas with a high ratio of wrist-flinging.
Are they at least de-clawed?
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LegoDnD: Are they elite in-laws?
If you marry into a family of bears, I don't see how you can consider your in-laws to be elite, unless the skill in question is hunting fish with their bare/bear paws.
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HeresMyAccount: I don't see how you can consider your in-laws to be petite, unless you're wearing a pair of demagnifying glasses all the time and you don't realize it.
Take off your glasses! Don't you realize the size of their clothes?
Post edited October 26, 2021 by le_chevalier
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le_chevalier: Take off your clothes! Don't you realize the size of their cocks?
You need to learn the meaning of "subjectivity".
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LegoDnD: You need to earn your beating while in captivity.
Actually, I'd rather not be beaten, so I suppose I won't do what's required to earn it.
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HeresMyAccount: I'd rather not be beaten, so I won't do what's required to earn it.
Then you've chosen DEATH. Throw him in the Bile-maw!
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LegoDnD: You would have chosen DEATH. Throw him in the Bible Ma!
Uh, like, do ya want me to swear on it, or what?
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Maenmeldir: Ugh, do ya want me to swear to God, or what?
SWEAR TO ME!
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LegoDnD: SWEAR AT ME! ALSO SLAP ME, SPIT IN MY FACE AND CALL ME A SISSY GIRL!
I'll do it, but not for less than three gold bars.
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HeresMyAccount: I'll do it, but you have to whip me, beat me, call me Edna.
Whoa, you bros are totally unhinged.
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Maenmeldir: Ouroboros are totally unlimited.
The word I believe you're looking for is "infinite".
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LegoDnD: The infinitive I believe you're looking for is "word".
Word your sentences better, yo. Word.
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Maenmeldir: Word your sentences better, you word!
I'm not your word, The Question!
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LegoDnD: I'm not in your world, which is a fact, so don't Question it!
Are you in outer space, purgatory, or Walgreens?