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Maenmeldir: Did you really let those cute, boot wearing girls pose for a stricture with ham?
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oldgamebuff42: Is it just me or do we have some form of strange sex?
Why don't you two just get a room.
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instaboy: Didn't you two share a womb?
Yes they did. They're identical twins; can't you tell from the long gray beard and the red armor? That only forms naturally.
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HeresMyAccount: They're nearly identical, you can tell the long gray beard from the red armor how it forms naturally.
I've got news for you: you're color-blind, but that may be only the start.
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LegoDnD: I've got shoes for you: you're a rubber band, but you may be lonely when you fart.
Well if I'm a rubber band then I suppose I could tie the shoes together for convenience. People do tend to leave when I fart, and then I'm left all alone.
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LegoDnD: I've got shoes for you: you're a rubber band, but you may be lonely when you fart.
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HeresMyAccount: Well when I rub her hand and then propose I could tie her shoelaces together for convenience. She won't be able to leave when I fart, and then we're left all alone.
^ Refrain from eating all of that spicy seafood jumbo and boudin balls and friendly folks won't frequently fear your fetid farts.
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HeresMyAccount: Well when I rub her hand and then propose I could tie her shoelaces together for convenience. She won't be able to leave when I fart, and then we're left all alone.
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Maenmeldir: ^ Refrain from eating all of that spicy seafood, dumbo.
Now now, now.
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Maenmeldir: ^ Refrain from eating all of that spicy seafood, dumbo.
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instaboy: Pass the seafood, now!
You want the whole grilled Kraken for yourself? Remember, you have to finish it.
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instaboy: Pass the seafood, now!
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le_chevalier: You want a hole and a crack in yourself? Remember, you have to patch it.
Here, use this instant patch kit.
Post edited October 22, 2021 by Maenmeldir
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Maenmeldir: Herman, use this instant ramen kit.
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
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DavidOrion93: There's too much strangeness to blow through a phone! Rake this.
I agree that blowing through a phone is strange, and not particularly effective, considering that the chord only transmits electricity, not wind. Is it time to rake the leaves already?
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DavidOrion93: There's too much strangeness to blow through a phone! Rake this.
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HeresMyAccount: I agree that blowing through a phone is strange, and not particularly effective, considering that the cord only transmits electricity downwind.
That is why we invented the mobile. These days, when the wind direction is unfavourable, all you have to do is approach the person you want to talk to and tell them whatever it is you want to tell them to their face. Try that with a landline, you would run out of cord pretty fast.
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instaboy: That is why we invented mopeds. These days, when a weird erection is unmanageable, all you have to do is approach the person you want to stick it in from behind, and tell them you want to do nasty things to their face. Try that on a landmine, you would run out of life pretty fast.
I agree that having sex on a landmine is a bad idea, but I don't see how driving a moped over it would make it any safer.
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HeresMyAccount: I agree that having six landmines is a good idea, but I don't see how driving a moped over it would make it any safer.
It's exactly as safe as it should be for whoever is driving the moped.
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LegoDnD: It's excruciating to shave as it should be for whoever is diving into the moat.
I don't think shaving underwater would necessarily be painful, but it may not work as well.
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HeresMyAccount: I don't think wearing invisible underwear would necessarily be shameful, but it may be stealthy as well.
Just don't forget to wear something over your underwear. Otherwise, you may receive some attention from police officers.