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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted October 17, 2021
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Maenmeldir: "No one understood why I had to kill Mary.'
Actually, what we can't understand is how you confused 1 week for 3 years.
Posted October 17, 2021
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Maenmeldir: "Nothing under the hood had smelt hairy.'
How can anything smell hairy? Well at least your car engine is working correctly, I suppose.
Posted October 17, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I have always wanted to smell a fairy. They smell like sparkles, I suppose.
^ That's just so wrong and in so many ways, brodaddy.
Posted October 18, 2021
Spoilers, by the way.
Posted October 18, 2021
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LegoDnD: Soilers, judging by the way your pants are now brown.
What did you expect? You force beans down my throat and expect me to hold it all in forever?
Posted October 18, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: "What did you expect? With beans, as with all gas producing foods, it's burp now or fart later."
Have you ever laughed so hard at reading a humorous post, that trying to hold in the laughter, coffee literally streamed out of your tear ducts?
Posted October 18, 2021
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Maenmeldir: Have you ever LARPed so hard while reeling in a humongous fish that trying to hold in the lager, coffee literally screamed while tearing up ducks?
I often pretend to be an adventuring fisherman while role-playing. But I've never drank lager and had it magically transform into coffee, because that's admittedly beyond my power as a sorcerer. Though I have seen beverages shred various birds and shriek while doing so.
Posted October 19, 2021
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Maenmeldir: Have you ever LARPed so hard while reeling in a humongous fish that trying to hold in the lager, coffee literally screamed while tearing up ducks?
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HeresMyAccount: But I've never drank lager and had it magically transport me into a coffin, because that's admittedly beyond my power as a sorcerer.
That hardly requires any magic. Just practice hard and one day you will accomplish it.
Posted October 19, 2021
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instaboy: That hardly requires any magic. Just stroke hard and one day you will accomplish it.
Careful where you cast that spell, you could summon a shrieking devourer and be tasked with leveling it up.
Posted October 19, 2021
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LegoDnD: Careful where you blast that smell, you could cum on a sheikh and devour her and be tasked with reveling in syrup.
I didn't realize that there are female sheikhs, but I suppose splashing around in syrup is a healthier alternative to smoking after sexual activities.
Posted October 19, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I didn't realize that females shake surreptitiously after alternative smoking hot sexual activities.
Of course they smoke, but only when they are doing it too fast.
Posted October 20, 2021
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Maenmeldir: Of course they stroke, but they do it too fast.
Well excuuuse me, Princess, I don't have all night to unload on your chest!
Posted October 20, 2021
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LegoDnD: Well excuuuse my pancreas, but I have to unload something off my chest! I killed a drifter and then moved him around like in Weekend at Bernie's.
I knew it seemed weird that he was literally dragging his feet around. Did you embalm the body or just spray it with Lysol?
Posted October 20, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I knew it seemed wasteful to embalm the body so I just sprayed it with Febreze, After all, its alcohol content was already off the charts.
Did you really let those cute girls pose for a picture with him?
Posted October 20, 2021
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Maenmeldir: Did you really let those cute, boot wearing girls pose for a stricture with ham?
Is it just me or do we have some forum members with strange definitions of sexiness? I mean, maybe I could understand the boot thing, but who ever heard of a ham fetish? And if that's what you like, is SPAM considered even more kinky?
Post edited October 20, 2021 by oldgamebuff42
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