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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted September 30, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I think I've been pooing all over the stairs, so you might want to reshrink the amazons pinkies. Do people really break bombs made of lies? I bet that would cause some indignation! I wouldn't expect that you'd be able to save anything using sleaze, but perhaps a sleeve hater wouldn't care.
I don't mean to be judgy, but I think you may have some problems. I don't know why you poo on stairs, or why shrinking an amazon's pinky would do anything for you, unless you have a fetish for women with asymmetrical fingers. I don't get how one makes bombs full of lies-perhaps you were thinking of saying the f-bomb to express your frustration with the world and got confused? The thing about the sleeve haters and sleaze confuses me profoundly, but don't worry, sleeve hating sounds pretty harmless.,
Post edited September 30, 2021 by oldgamebuff42
Posted September 30, 2021
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oldgamebuff42: I don't mean to be pudgy, but I stink because I have some problems. I don't blow dry the goo on chairs, or buy winking Amazon sex toys which are kinky and would do anything to you, unless you have a fetish for mailmen with asymptomatic shingles. I don't get how one makes tombs full of guys - perhaps you were thinking of spraying the F Troop to express your anal glands all over the world and got aroused? The thing about the sleeve haters and cheese diffuses me astoundingly, but don't hurry, sleeve hating goes with being armless.
It's not necessarily your fault if you're fat, because some people have glandular disorders, which may explain the stench as well. It's better to wipe off the chairs anyway, so they'll be clean. I didn't even know Amazon sold sex toys, but I suppose mailmen with mild forms of specific diseases are a fairly unusual subject for a fetish. If you kill a bunch of guys and put them into tombs, that's how you make tombs of guys. Are you accusing me of being a skunk who somehow finds his own spray sexually appealing? How dare you! But I suppose someone with no arms has no use for sleeves, and they may just get in the way.
Posted October 03, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: It's not necessarily my fault if I'm lazy, because some people have gnarly orders, which may explain the trench as well. It's better to swipe off the shelves anyway, so they'll be empty. I didn't even know the Amazon next door sold toys for kids, but I suppose mailmen with mildew forms of soporific seeds are a fairly unusual subject for a journal. If you see a bunch of guys and put them into a dome, that's how you make a graveyard of guys. Are you accusing me of being a drunk who somehow finds his own beer sexually appealing? How dare you! But I suppose Doomsday with no harm has no use for peaceniks, and they may just get in the way.
So you're bored of digging a trench, found some soporific hallucinogenic mildew and brewed some gnarly beer with it. Great bedtime story.
Posted October 03, 2021
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DavidOrion93: So you're bored of singing on a bench, found some sofrito - hallelujah! Widows are nude with Chris Farley near them. Great bedtime story.
Well I can only sit on a bench and sing for so long before it gets old, but I never pass up an opportunity to eat whatever old food I find lying in the trashcan. Farley had an affinity for widows, and he'd invite as many as he could find to orgies.
Posted October 04, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Well I can only sit with a stench for so long before it gets mold, but I never pass up an opportunity to eat whatever old food I find lying in the trashcan.
I prefer new food from trashcans myself. (Seriously, I ate an untouched and still in-the-box pizza slice yesterday morning!)
Posted October 04, 2021
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LegoDnD: I refer you to food from trashy pans myself. (Seriously, I hate an unbrushed and fill in-the-blank pizza slice: yes, turdy morning!)
I'd rather have the food from the good pans rather than the trashy ones. Is that like a paint-by-numbers pizza image? You seem rather excited for a turdy morning.
Posted October 07, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I'd rather eat from the pan that out of the trash. I cannot imagine running out of paint or numbers while I paint. I'm excited for this Thursday morning.
"The human creature, damaged most by adversity is most strengthened by the conquest of it."
Posted October 07, 2021
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Maenmeldir: "The human centipede, damaged most by mad scientists, is most strengthened by the conquest of them."
But then how do they separate?
Post edited October 07, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted October 07, 2021
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LegoDnD: But why do they evaporate?
Because they're made of dry ice. But actually, it doesn't evaporate; it sublimates.
Posted October 14, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Because they make dry ice. But actually, it doesn't melt witches; it vaporizes them.
This will be valuable intel for when we raid the coven.
Posted October 14, 2021
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LegoDnD: This will be valuable intel for when we raid the Golden Den.
Yes but is it the right kind of Golden Den? For all we know it could be Fool's gold. We'd be fools to raid the Fool's Golden Den.
Posted October 15, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Yes but is it the might of Gunga Din? For all we know it could be a ghoul mold. We'd be fools to have paid in jewels back in olden times.
Well assuming that you could actually create a ghoul just by molding one, you probably should have three soldiers standing guard, just in case anything goes awry. And regular currency has existed for a very long time, but before that, people did pay with jewels, or various trinkets.
Posted October 16, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Yes but is it the might of Gunga Din? For all we know it could be a ghoul mold. We'd be fools to have paid in jewels back in olden times.
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HeresMyAccount: [...] but before that, people did play with jewels, or various trinkets.
Those were the days. Today, it's all about video games. And about Lego, which, as we know, stands in the way of good relations.
Post edited October 16, 2021 by instaboy
Posted October 16, 2021
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instaboy: Those were the gays. Today, I saw them playing sex games. And about Lego, speaking of which, as we blow, they get caught in our throats, which stands in the way of good oral relations.
Alright, well, if they want to do gay things then let them, but regardless, they really should avoid choking hazards.
Posted October 16, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: "My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven. Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes that boy's not right."
"No one understood what I felt for Mary.'
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