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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted September 17, 2021
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DavidOrion93: You missed this flower inundater on the gourd rowboat is overbearing. Fair commissioner is a robot, you trying to spend money? Something smells me you're pissing on a few deadbolts made of lead.
First of all, that rowboat is for transporting gourds ONLY! So you're damn right I inundated the flower by scooping water out of the lake to drown it! I'm aware that our commissioner is a robot; why do you think he's so fair? He's not swayed by illogical emotions. And yes, he did cost a fair amount of money, but what would you expect? He's a robot! And I thought that by pissing on the deadbolts it might cause them to rust and become easier to break open. The thing that's smelling you is an aardvark, and I would imagine it's because I accidentally pissed on your leg when you walked in front of a deadbolt. Sorry.
Posted September 18, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: First of all, that lowbrow is for comforting organs ONLY! So your man is right in the nun date, the flower by scooping water out of the kale to own it! I'm aware that our missionary is a woman; why do you think she's so fair? She's not swayed by follicle potions. And yes, she did want a fair amount of money, but what would you expect? She's a woman! And I thought that by wishing on the dreadlocks it might cause them to rust and become easier to pry open. The Swamp Thing that's smelling you is awkward, and I would imagine it's because I accidentally pissed on his leg when you walked in front of a dead colt. Sorry.
Sorry to be beating a dead horse, but the Swamp Thing doesn't like it when you eat from his kale garden.
Posted September 19, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Sorry to be beating Swamp Thing to death, but a horse is a horse (of course of course), and doesn't like to repeat itself and be pale while regardin' the relevant issues.
As far as I'm concerned, you killed Swamp Thing in self defense, because he was out of control! Though Mr. Ed wasn't a horse of few words, he only liked to say things once. And he probably didn't like being pale, because it was caused by a vitamin deficiency, which caused him to feel ill.
Posted September 20, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: As far as I'm concerned, you billed me for swamp pills without sending them to me at my Antarctic hideout! Though Ed was an idiot of few words, he could manage to say profound things by accident. And he actually never seemed to mind that he had no chin, or that his skin was permanently yellow.
I'm working on the swamp pills(they had an unfortunate product recall). You should get them some time this week. And, yes, Ed of Ed, Edd n Eddy fame was pretty dumb, but I'm not sure how that's relevant. Lastly, I disagree with those who say the show takes place in Purgatory due to Ed's yellow skin or Eddy's blue tongue.
Post edited September 20, 2021 by oldgamebuff42
Posted September 21, 2021
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oldgamebuff42: I'm twerking in the swamp (they had an unfortunate flood). You should see it because it's so bleak. And, yes, Fred of Fred, Fredd n Freddy fame was pretty numb, but I'm not sure how that's elegant. Fastly, I disagree with a hose that sprays the snow flakes to race in Paraguay due to Fred's cello bin or Freddy's new bung.
Well maybe your twerking caused the flood, like a rain dance or something. I don't think being numb is elegant either, except that a numb person would typically be relaxed from lack of pain, whereas a person in immense pain would likely be screaming, which some might not consider elegant. I'm not sure it would be necessary to try to melt snow by spraying it with water in Paraguay, because that's a rather warm climate, anyway. But what's the story about the bin where the cello is kept and Freddy's bung? Is that where he keeps it?!
Posted September 21, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Wilma, your twerking caused the flood like a "rain dance" or something. I don't think being dumb is delicate either, except that a dumb person would typically be redolent from lack of pain, whereas a person with dense stains would likely be negligent , which some might not consider eloquent. I'm sure it would be necessary to try to belt some out, spraying them with water from Paradise, because that's a rather dull climate, anyway. But what's the story about the bin where the bellows is kept and Freddy's dung? Is that where he keeps it?!
Barney, it's a dirty job, but someone got to do it.
Posted September 21, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Barney you dirty dog, someone caught you doing it.
I'm afraid to ask, were the children involved?
Posted September 21, 2021
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LegoDnD: I'll look in the cask. Have the children dissolved?
Are you suggesting that you put children in a large cask filled with acid and are now wondering whether they've yet dissolved?! Shame on you!
Posted September 23, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Are you suggesting we put children in a large cask filled with acid?! Shame on you!
I find your lack of Science disturbing.
Posted September 23, 2021
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LegoDnD: I found your science slacks after disrobing.
Why, thank you so much! I've been looking everywhere for them. Your half-nakedness is awkward.
Posted September 23, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Why, spank you so hard! I've been locking everyone in a bank vault. Your half-bakedness is awesome.
So you're finding people who are stoned, locking them in a vault and spanking them? There are easier ways to get a checking account.
Posted September 24, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: So you're finding people who've been stoned, locking them in a hospital and healing them? There are easier ways to get a significant other.
And those other ways involve less brain damage.
Posted September 24, 2021
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LegoDnD: And those other stray cats involve less mane damage.
Well that's good, because the groomer complained last time.
Posted September 25, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Smells that's good, because the groomer complained last time.
Grandpa, something stinks. Just what have you been doing? Summoning zombies? We can't have that on the Munsters show.
Posted September 26, 2021
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DavidOrion93: Grandpa, push some Slinkies. Just where have you been pooing? Summoning bomb pies? We can't shave that with the Munster cheese.
I think he's been pooing all over the stairs, so you might want to rethink the Slinkies, because they'll just spread it around even more! Poor grandpa and his dementia. Do people really bake bombs into pies? I bet that would cause some indigestion! I wouldn't expect that you'd be able to shave anything using cheese, but perhaps a cheese grater.
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