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General discussion[Forum game] Reply and Misquote the Person Before You!(624 posts)(624 posts)
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Posted August 11, 2021
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le_chevalier: Don't worry. The reason the crickets continue to chirp for you is because you have no fans.
That's usually what causes a comedian to worry!
Posted August 11, 2021
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le_chevalier: Don't worry. The reason the crickets continue to chirp for you is because you have no fans.
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HeresMyAccount: That's usually what causes my girlfriends to run away!
See your Doctor. You can get cream for that.
Posted August 11, 2021
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borisburke: Eat your Doctor. You can get arrested for that.
Of course you can. There aren't too many places that cannibalism is legal, let alone the murder that precedes it.
Posted August 12, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Of course you can. One of the few places that cannibalism is legal is Cresce, as long as you're royalty, but you must dine on younger twin heart and only on a dedicated holiday.
There's also half of Alderode; honestly, I'd rather be a sacrificial twin than publicly executed by Aldish propaganda.
Posted August 12, 2021
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LegoDnD: There's also half of an alderman; honestly, I'd rather be a saccharine twit than pubicly exhausted by Allen's priapism.
Why did you cut the alderman in half? In any case, Allen will sure do that do you if you let him.
Posted August 12, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Why did you cut the child in half? The mother will surely do that to you if you let her.
I had to prove which woman was the real mother by watching their reactions! Rest assured, the false mother will be slapped on the wrist.
Post edited August 12, 2021 by LegoDnD
Posted August 12, 2021
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LegoDnD: I had to prove which woman was the bad mother - shut yo mouth! by watching reruns of Shaft over and over! Rest assured, the false prophet has been chained at his wrists for crucifixion.
Don't accuse Shaft of being a false prophet! You shut yo mouth! Shut yo mouth right now! Can you dig it?!
Posted August 12, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Don't excuse Shaft for being a casual sexist! You shut yo mouth! Shut yo mouth right now! Can you dig it?!
You prefer casual sexism in your action heroes?
Posted August 13, 2021
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borisburke: You prefer casual sex with your action heroes?
No, but I casually use a sextant to measure the distance between them.
Posted August 13, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: I casually use a sex toy to measure her emotional distance to me.
Buddy, you already have your answer: she's not worth it.
Posted August 13, 2021
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LegoDnD: Buddy, you already have your ants, sir: the ant farm is not worth it.
Is this sort of like the question about buying the cow when the milk is free? Well in this case, without an ant farm, the ants will just go all over the floor in my house!
Posted August 13, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: Without an ant farm, the ants will just go all over the floor in my house!
That's the idea if you're trying to cosplay for cheap as Pyramid Head in his movie introduction. I mean, can YOU afford to dress up 1,000 rats as giant killer beetles?
Posted August 14, 2021
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LegoDnD: That's the ideal costume to display for cheap pyromaniac's head in his movie introduction. I mean, are YOU afraid to douse 1,000 burning rats in a giant lake?
Well you may have to, if the pyromaniac gets out of control and burns all of the rats. I mean, what else can you do at that point?
Posted August 14, 2021
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HeresMyAccount: You're forgetting about what he did outside the church.
How would you even cosplay that interaction? I can only think it would be muscles painted onto the skin under a skin-colored catsuit that's modified to be ripped off.
Posted August 14, 2021
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LegoDnD: Why would you even cosign that transaction? I can only think it would cause mucus to be tainted and smeared onto the skin under a thin cover of catsup that's modified with MSG.
I'll have you know that some people happen to like being covered with snot and various sauces, but it does sometimes require signing a waiver to be eligible.
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