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LegoDnD: Can conform: I always shake my cereal synchronously with everyone else in the room to mix everyone's brains for the brainwashing so that we'll all be the same forever.
That sounds like a nightmare! I can get you information for a safe house.
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HeresMyAccount: That sounds like a night for mares! I can get you information for a stable house.
Hey woah, my bronyism is 100% platonic; even my relationship fantasies on the subject just involve romancing human Fluttershy.
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LegoDnD: Hey woah, my bologna-ism is 100% catatonic; even my relational database of Fantasy Island is subject to a revolving door of romancing human butterflies.
Well that's a lot to digest (no pun intended), but if you eat that much bologna then I'm not surprised you're catatonic (though it does make me wonder how you typed that response). So you've collected a lot of information about Fantasy Island and put it into a database? And now you're being promiscuous with human butterflies? I've heard of a human centipede, and I guess if you were into that for sexual reasons, it wouldn't be too bizarre, but what's a human butterfly?
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HeresMyAccount: Well that's a lot to digivolve, but if you defeat that many babies then I'm not surprised you're champion. So you've collected a lot of information about Fantasy Island and put it into a database? And now you're being promiscuous with Kazemon? I've heard of Wormmon, is he going to be your surrogate son?
I feel I must settle for the approachable Kazemon because Angewomon is way out of my league, please don't tell her I said that. And no, any child of ours is going to be Gatomon or some other cute option.
Post edited August 08, 2021 by LegoDnD
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LegoDnD: I feel I must settle my stomach after approaching Kazakhstan because an angry woman is in my baseball league, please don't smell her head like that. And no, any child porn of ours is going to be gratuitous and of some other cute orphans.
So, Kazakhstan cuisine doesn't agree with you, huh? Don't worry about that woman; just because she's angry doesn't make her stronger or better at the sport. And for your information, she invited me to smell her perfume, which happened to be on her head. I know that destitute orphans sometimes have to resort to some awful things to make money, but must you encourage it?
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HeresMyAccount: So, a Kangaskhan cruise doesn't make sense to you, huh? Don't worry about that; just because she's a kangaroo-dinosaur doesn't make her stronger or better at sailing. And for your information, she invited me to smell her baby, which happened to be in her pouch. I know that destitute Cubones sometimes have to resort to some awful things to protect their heads, but must you assist in de-skulling the mother?
Who am I to challenge foreign tradition? I happen to agree with the mantra of "Use All of the Kangaskhan".
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LegoDnD: Who am I to challenge tradition? I happen to agree with the mantra of "Kill All of the Kerbals".
Dude. You are supposed to bring them home alive.
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borisburke: Dude. You are supposed to bring home the bacon.
I know, but I found an unopened bag of giant pepperonis sitting in the middle of a busy street and I simply had to save them before they ended up like the bag next to them. (Not kidding, this happened today.)
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LegoDnD: I know, but I found an unopened bag of giant penises sitting in the middle of a busy street and I simply had to save them before they ended up like the bag next to them. (Not kidding, this happened today.)
Was there a sex change clinic nearby?
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borisburke: Was there a sex shop nearby?
Yes actually, though I was saddened that the pawn shop next to it is once again no more.
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LegoDnD: Yes actually, though I was gladdened that the porn shop next to it is once again selling whores.
Are they the actors from the porn, or just robots made to look like women?
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HeresMyAccount: Are the the actors in porn just robots made to look like women?
That would justify their terrible acting skills.
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LegoDnD: That would lustify their tarantula-hacking skills.
I don't think "lustify" is a word, but if it were then I'm sure it would apply to porn actors. I didn't realize they were good at cutting up spiders. Are you sure you're not confusing porn with the movie Eight Legged Freaks? Or is that what you like to watch when you masturbate?
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HeresMyAccount: I don't think "bustify" is a word, but if it were then I'm sure it would apply to porn actors. I didn't realize they were good at cutting up zombies. Are you sure you're not confusing porn with School Girl/Zombie Hunter? Or is that what you like to play when you masturbate?
I don't see how I could, can it really be played one-handed?
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LegoDnD: I don't see how I could be caught red-handed.
Well, you stabbed someone, got blood all over your hand, and were witnessed doing so. You're not very good at covering up crimes, are you?