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LegoDnD: Um, neither? I just quickly fake it all in a remembrance of The View afterward.
Sadly, The View is still on TV, so you don't need to remember it, but I can see why you'd have to fake any interest in it.
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HeresMyAccount: Sadly, my view of the TV doesn't seem to be remembered. I can see barely see it anyway, so I fake any interest in it.
"Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you,
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
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Hooyaah: "Always gonna give you up,
Always gonna let you down,
Always gonna run around and desert you,
Always gonna make you cry,
Always gonna say goodbye,
Always gonna tell a lie and hurt you."
A perfect gentleman?
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borisburke: I got Rick-rolled.
Have a drink on the house.
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Hooyaah: Have a drink on the horse.
Good morning, Sir! Do you know why I pulled you over? License and registration please.
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le_chevalier: Good horny Sir! Do you know why I pulled down your pants? Register as a sex offender please.
It sounds like you're the sex offender, and thus a hypocrite!
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HeresMyAccount: It sounds like you're a sexy defender, and thus a hero!
So if the defender isn't sexy, they're not a hero? Typical shallow society.
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LegoDnD: So if playing Defender isn't sexy, what about another game with a hero? Joust perhaps? Typical shallow swimming pool.
Well I have to admit, there's nothing sexier than flying on the back of an ostrich and stabbing buzzards with a lance, and doing so in a pool would add an extra element of stupidity... sexy, sexy stupidity.
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HeresMyAccount: Well I have to admit, there's nothing titillating than flying on the back of a spider and stabbing seagulls with a bamboo lance, and doing so while blaming everything on Gilligan's stupidity... incompetent, brainless stupidity.
Gilligan: "Hey Skipper, where did Mary Ann and The Professor go?"

Skipper: "I think he mentioned he wanted to show her a rare special of mushroom down at the lagoon."

Gilligan: "I'll bet he wanted to show her something, alright.""
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Hooyaah: Gilligan: "Hey Skipper, where'd you marry and profess your love?"

Skipper: "I think I mentioned we wed down at the lagoon."

Gilligan: "I'll bet she wanted that, goodnight."
If they're so stranded, why are there guest appearances?
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LegoDnD: If you're so sexy, where are those beast animals?
What's that again? 'My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined'
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Lords3: What's that again? My diarrhea is immeasurable and my pants are ruined
If this is the case, consult your doctor and visit a clothing store.
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Frozen: During this consult, doctor, store your clothing in this case.
If we can make it through this Monday...
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Maenmeldir: If we can make it through this Hyundai...
Then we'll vehicular manslaughter a family of 6!
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LegoDnD: Then we'll vehemently manscape a family of 6 yetis!
Watch out, because they're temperamental about anyone poking around in their crotch area!