I know right; I'll use a clip-on if I must.

That would have to be a HUGE paperclip! With the amount of metal in it, you could probably build several additional airplanes!

Please, I just want to take a shower as soon as possible and never wear those clothes again.

Well then I can see why you decided to be in pornographic videos. But I can't see why you invited your grandparents along.

I admit it: Those two subjects are related.

I don't see what's to admire; I wouldn't want my personal information stored in that database!

All the more reason you should give me your invisibility suit, I promise to never expose myself again!

That's why you encase it in a magnetic flotation field, so that it never touches anything.

That must be a new safety precaution at the public swimming pools. But I'm not sure they're even open right now, what with the pandemic and all.

Swimming in water is probably the safest you could possibly be, it's dry surfaces and peoples' faces that are a threat.

I've heard of that new method of having microscopic people swim all over your greasy face while chewing off the hair to shave you. Does it work? And yes, I agree that dry water (which is of course melted dry ice) is a threat, because people drink it, thinking that it's just plain water, and suffocate from the carbon dioxide!

You might be thinking of the arachnids that live in our eyelashes; and reproduce on our faces every night.

Are you suggesting that spider poop can be molded to create a human face?

I don't know why you'd want to, in fact I want to not know.