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Great news – Vampire Therapist is now available on GOG!

Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.

Now on GOG!
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GOG.com: Great news – Vampire Therapist is now available on GOG!

Guide vampires through centuries of emotional baggage, decades of delusions and the odd bout of self-loathing with real cognitive behavioral therapy concepts and become a Vampire Therapist! Even vampires need a shoulder to cry on when a neck to bite just won’t do.

Now on GOG!
I'm excited and cannot wait to sink my time into this! :D
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Can't wait fro Vampire Accountant, Vampire Bus Driver and Vampire Barber.
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Breja: Can't wait fro Vampire Accountant, Vampire Bus Driver and Vampire Barber.
* laughs*
I can't wait for 60s Vampire Disco.
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Not sure about this one. I hear he the therapist sucks....
Wohoo! Glad to see this here! :D
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Breja: Can't wait fro Vampire Accountant, Vampire Bus Driver and Vampire Barber.
There's a book series called Fred, the Vampire Accountant :P
Post edited July 19, 2024 by Uilos
Twilight has so much to answer for...
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dnovraD: I can't wait for 60s Vampire Disco.
Well, there's this in the meantime.
How about "Vampire Phlebotomist".
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cosevecchie: Well, there's this in the meantime.
I see, and raise you:

This too.
Post edited July 19, 2024 by dnovraD
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TheOnlyCrow93: I'm excited and cannot wait to sink my time into this!
Come on, man...the joke was basically writing itself: "I cannot wait to sink my teeth into this!"
;)
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cosevecchie: Well, there's this in the meantime.
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dnovraD: I see, and raise you:

This too.
Well I could link to this old Italian novelty song from 1959... even though I don't know if you have a good enough grasp of the language to savour the fine poetry. But (hopefully) you can enjoy the music...
Not for me. I'm more into real estate. Wake me up when they release Vampire State Building Tycoon.
Post edited July 20, 2024 by truhlik
Gizmo, get the dildos!

Speaking of emotional baggage...
Post edited July 20, 2024 by sanscript