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Your insults are bad and you should feel bad!

<span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span>, an outrageous game of verbal jousting, is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Words can kill, if you have the skill. This wildly creative and unpredictably hilarious Insult Simulator gives you the power to talk down strangers halfway across the globe, belittle your friends, or knock your smug CPU down a notch. Check your manners at the door and employ your quick wit to assemble pithy retorts from a large pool of seemingly harmless words. Choose from 5 playable characters (plus some secret ones), each with their own voice and personality, and engage in brutal word-fu within different environments and scenarios. Pull off insult-combos, score hurtful critical hits, and take down your potty-mouthed opponents, one carefully worded slur at a time. Don't feel bad for them, it's not your fault their father smells of elderberries!

Unleash the most slanderous verbal attacks upon your opponents and shame them into submission in <span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span> -- DRM-free on GOG.com.


https://www.youtube.com/embed/PVvMxrbj9gM
Post edited December 14, 2016 by maladr0Id
Insult simulator? Nice try but I assume that they can't beat Ron Gilbert's master piece.

- You fight like a dairy farmer

- How appropriate you fight like a cow

back to topic, thanks gog for keep feeding the store
Post edited December 15, 2016 by nicohvc
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Fun little game :) I've already put several hours into it and feel I'd like to come back to it for coffee break stints. Totally worth the couple bucks.
I wonder why we get this game, but "Her Majesty's Spiffing" was refused.
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seppelfred: I wonder why we get this game, but "Her Majesty's Spiffing" was refused.
I heard about that. Was there any specific official reason why they refused it? It looks quite fun to me.

For those who don't know, it's a nice looking Point&Click Adventure, and already available at Humble Store: https://www.humblebundle.com/store/her-majestys-spiffing ( apparently DRM-free )

Anyhow, the whole argument of "we got game A here, why was game B refused" seems rather pointless. But unless they had a good reason to refuse this one, I hope they'll eventually change their mind and add it to the store.
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Djaron: waow... never saw so many angry people at once because of a release... more uproar than for a removal from catalog.
I'm not angry. Just flabbergasted.
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Maxvorstadt: Hm, in this forum we can have insults for free, so why should we buy this game?
If you think there haven't been enough random unfunny throwaway references to Monty Python in popular culture during the past 40 years, then this is the game for you!

Other than that, having Starmaker hurl verbal abuse at you or having jamyskis call you a nazi cunt is infinitely more entertaining than playing this moldy, sluggish piece of shit.
Post edited December 15, 2016 by fronzelneekburm
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seppelfred: I wonder why we get this game, but "Her Majesty's Spiffing" was refused.
It -could- cause 'Offence', daresay, seeing as the thing is pointedly apropos. Perhaps the 'game' was envisaged as some "clever" (it's not) specie of satire by developers who are still terribly sore or even traumatised about a certain political decision not going their way but I am for one really pleased it's not available.
This game seriously needs an obscenity patch or something.
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tinyE: This game seriously needs an obscenity patch or something.
Play something else.
low rated
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tinyE: This game seriously needs an obscenity patch or something.
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Dismember77777: Play something else.
go fuck your mother
An editor for this game would be nice. :)
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Dismember77777: Play something else.
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tinyE: go fuck your mother
She died from getting raped by nigs
Some Brahms after watching the trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s6ebxFvrFw
I can't get the achievements to work on Galaxy. Anyone else have this problem?