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Your insults are bad and you should feel bad!

<span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span>, an outrageous game of verbal jousting, is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Words can kill, if you have the skill. This wildly creative and unpredictably hilarious Insult Simulator gives you the power to talk down strangers halfway across the globe, belittle your friends, or knock your smug CPU down a notch. Check your manners at the door and employ your quick wit to assemble pithy retorts from a large pool of seemingly harmless words. Choose from 5 playable characters (plus some secret ones), each with their own voice and personality, and engage in brutal word-fu within different environments and scenarios. Pull off insult-combos, score hurtful critical hits, and take down your potty-mouthed opponents, one carefully worded slur at a time. Don't feel bad for them, it's not your fault their father smells of elderberries!

Unleash the most slanderous verbal attacks upon your opponents and shame them into submission in <span class="bold">Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator</span> -- DRM-free on GOG.com.


https://www.youtube.com/embed/PVvMxrbj9gM
Post edited December 14, 2016 by maladr0Id
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Avogadro6: I don't get it. Why woud I buy an insult simulator when I can read the Gog forums for free? I really don't understand.
You old bugger.

Look that's 10 cents now.

Actually, I just remembered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQFKtI6gn9Y.
Is this supposed to be good, or old? Why?
It is for windows, linux and mac :)
In goodies we have 1 wallpapper and 6 avatars :)
What about soundtrack?
mmm, it vaguely reminds me of the insults duels in Monkey Island but as I didn't enjoy this part of the game, I'll skip this one. At least, it's an original addition to the catalogue.
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Guter: Is this supposed to be good, or old? Why?
This comment may not be all that good, but it sure is an old hat!
Post edited December 14, 2016 by Leroux
I think you can't get lower than this.
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Avogadro6: I don't get it. Why woud I buy an insult simulator when I can read the Gog forums for free? I really don't understand.
this way you can insult and get away with it and a game wont 'sue' you.


Instabought: already had it on steam cause i owned the first game so the 2nd was cheaper
the first 'fighting' game they made requires optimising cause the unity engine is to not optimised and strains the cpu 24/7.
What we got some WANG!? and this is now a must have!
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Lobuno: I think you can't get lower than this.
There's a game over at Steam in which you take control of a pile of poop.
And that game isn't even the bottom of the barrel. :P
You move like a pregnant yak
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Trilarion: Of all the available games for release this one was the best? Really?
Exactly what i thought after checking the game card. GOG's "curated store" approach is now officially a bad joke. :D
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Vythonaut: I wonder how exactly co-op multiplayer works. :)
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Kunovski: the same as singleplayer - only this way it's not the computer who steals the best puns, it's your (girl/boy)friend sitting next to you :D
But... isn't what we already do in real life anyway? Why someone would need a video game for that? Plus, in real life you can punch someone in the face -- how 'bout that, huh? :P
Looks like crap, but it has that certain something to it that might make it fun to play. The low price point already persuaded me to check out Reigns, which (sadly enough) turned out to be one of my favourite games this year, so hopefully, I won't regret this purchase either.
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NuffCatnip: Erm, okay...I guess?

So many games are declined because they are too niche, but this isn't...oh wait, it's a 'Gambitious Digital Entertainment' game. :/
The problem is, that GOG is insulting us... or just trolling. I dont know.
Anyway, this isn't a simulator anymore ;)

Actually, there is a game for the Wii U, that has a title Meme Run.
Look here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgxhvIQGonE
Post edited December 14, 2016 by OPstrator