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Posted October 09, 2015
An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: Is there any way to tell how much money I have in game?
It's always 69. dohohohoho
Posted October 09, 2015
Yummy :P
Posted October 09, 2015
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Maxvorstadt: Hmm, I wonder if GoG does release a serious game today too, since I cannot believe that they will stream Lula or HuniePop in the release stream today! :D
Why not? Both are absolutely harmless. If this is considered sexually explicit it would be like a joke to me.
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SpiritWolf448: @GoG

So, any chance for other languages, like german on this one?
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JudasIscariot: We're not sure. Just getting the English version to work was quite extensive.
So it's not a licensing problem but a technical one?
Post edited October 09, 2015 by MarkoH01
Posted October 09, 2015
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This is disgusting. Shame on you, GOG.
Posted October 09, 2015
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MarkoH01: We're not sure. Just getting the English version to work was quite extensive.

So it's not a licensing problem but a technical one?
Yep.
Posted October 09, 2015
This is brilliant. Thank you, GOG.
Posted October 09, 2015
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WTF GoG? Don't become Steam, please.
Posted October 09, 2015
Not kidding: I had to check the calendar in case it was April 1st. Never, ever thought I'd see this one here, or anywhere else!
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: Yeah, I'm going to need a manual. I have no clue what the hell I'm doing.
The screenshots make it seem like the mouse cursor is in the form of a (sometimes naked) woman. Is this the case, or are there just random tiny women shown onscreen sometimes? : )
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: Yeah, I'm going to need a manual. I have no clue what the hell I'm doing.
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HunchBluntley: The screenshots make it seem like the mouse cursor is in the form of a (sometimes naked) woman. Is this the case, or are there just random tiny women shown onscreen sometimes? : )
Stop looking at my screen!(Porno.)
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Tarm
Posted October 09, 2015
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pathock: This is disgusting. Shame on you, GOG.
Puratin :P
Posted October 09, 2015
Unbelivable. Remember seeing this game in the 90s but never played it since everybody was screaming porno at that time. Great release :D
Posted October 09, 2015
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guppy44: Agreed! There are many titles listed here I'd love to get digitally and retire my old boxed copies.

Nocturne... now there's one I haven't thought about in a while.
One of the most atmospheric games in the Horror Survival. I mean you can't go wrong if you mix the Noir 30's/40's, a cynical Clint Eastwood-type character and the undead!

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Grargar: I'm kinda surprised that you don't mention Carmageddon: TDR. Then again, it's already available on Steam, unlike the aforementioned.
That too! And yes i already have it on STEAM (by buying C:R waaay back on the KS days). But of course C:TDR 2000 would be a great addition here! Someone has to finally fix the mipmap bug!
Posted October 09, 2015
So Lula is ok but HATRED is a big no-no? And to eliminate any misunderstandings: I want both to be available on GOG.
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pathock: This is disgusting. Shame on you, GOG.
No, it isn't. Good on GOG.
Post edited October 09, 2015 by -cerberus-
Posted October 09, 2015
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-cerberus-: So Lula is ok but HATRED is a big no-no? And to eliminate any misunderstandings: I want both to be available on GOG.
Sex is better than Violance man ;)
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