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Posted October 09, 2015
An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Posted October 11, 2015
behind the green door for movie release plz.
Posted October 11, 2015
Oh, boy! The memories! Back in the day, i always wanted a pirated copy of that, until cops raided the university pirate-dealers! Now i got it here, legit, AND DRM-FREE! Thanks, gog!

Just a question; HOW on earth did she break a tooth during a blowjab? Ironman frequents places like this?!
Post edited October 11, 2015 by KiNgBrAdLeY7
Posted October 12, 2015
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tinyE: Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Play-Mate of the Apes
Posted October 12, 2015
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tinyE: Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
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InfraSuperman: Play-Mate of the Apes
I've seen that, Misty Mundae. It's soft core.
Posted October 12, 2015
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InfraSuperman: Play-Mate of the Apes
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tinyE: I've seen that, Misty Mundae. It's soft core.
I know. I have it on DVD...
It just happened to be the first one that came to my mind.

Beaver and Buttface would be the second.
Posted October 12, 2015
Oh. My. God.


I love you GOG. 7 years of waiting and it's finally here. Welp. I know what I'm playing tonight
Posted October 12, 2015
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lukaszthegreat: Oh. My. God.

I love you GOG. 7 years of waiting and it's finally here. Welp. I know what I'm playing tonight
Tug of war with the cyclops?
Posted October 12, 2015
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lukaszthegreat: Oh. My. God.

I love you GOG. 7 years of waiting and it's finally here. Welp. I know what I'm playing tonight
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pimpmonkey2382.313: Tug of war with the cyclops?
Beat the meat
Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman
Make the bald man puke
Sailing the mayonnaise seas
Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
Whip your dripper
Posted October 12, 2015
Bought both Lula Empire and HuniePop.

I wasn't interested at first in buying these two new sex-themed games, but seeing all the shitstorm, I decided to show my vote with the wallet.

I want boobs (and more!) in games here. Bring them in GOG and please, for chrissake, do not censor anything! Thank you.
Posted October 12, 2015
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tinyE: "If your kid is capable of being pushed over the brink by anything Gene Simmons has to say, you're not doing your job as a fucking parent." -Dennis Miller
Yeah, and they have time to conquer the internet social world, to push GOG to kinder garden their children, and all the children in the world... but they do not have time to care about what their children consume, as I said before, is HILARIOUS
Posted October 12, 2015
Haha, damn, they added this fucking game! :D
Posted October 13, 2015
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IAmSinistar: You actually did it. p_O

Bought, of course, even if just for historical reasons. Now I have to find another punchline game. Perhaps Cobra Mission or Knights Of Xentar.

And you know this means we need Lula 3D here. :P
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xa_chan: OMG, if Lula's games, Cobra Mission and Knights of Xentar come on GOG, that will be madness!! ^_^
"Knights of Xentar" -> thanks, was looking for this name ;)
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Posted October 13, 2015
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tinyE: Beat the meat
Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman
Make the bald man puke
Sailing the mayonnaise seas
Stroke the one-eyed burping gecko
Whip your dripper
milking the eel into the turtle stew, like a boss:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4B-PysR_4s
Posted October 13, 2015
I'm all for sex-themed games, but this one doesn't look very good. Ugly interface. This predates Macromedia Flash by a few years I think, but it does look like a Flash game (I like some Flash games like Neo Scavenger, but not many).

Reviews are very extreme so far.
Posted October 14, 2015
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RafaelLVX: I'm all for sex-themed games, but this one doesn't look very good. Ugly interface. This predates Macromedia Flash by a few years I think, but it does look like a Flash game (I like some Flash games like Neo Scavenger, but not many).

Reviews are very extreme so far.
Might instead be Macromedia Director. Lots of mid-90s multimedia CD-ROMs and Myst clones were made in it - including a few gems like The Dark Eye, Cosmology of Kyoto and Total Distortion. If Lula was built using that software and has been made to run on modern OS's, then maybe we'll see those other games I mentioned.
Post edited October 14, 2015 by pbaggers
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