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Posted October 09, 2015
An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Posted October 10, 2015
Funny how they released this at the same time as HuniePop. Well played.
Posted October 10, 2015
Well this demonstrates enough that GOG.com is not joining forces with this or that ideologies on stupid morals about pixels, even if I have zero interest for this game, I said this because even if I would like to see games like HATRED here, more when POSTAL or POSTAL 2 are available, I also never understood either who was blaming the website for the decision of not publishing it, GOG has the right to publish or not the games they want or not, as a private company. And trying to make that decision part of the whole boring agenda of that stupid internet war involving GG and SJW that even need to ashamed the whole Gamer community in the ONU, was nonsense.
Post edited October 10, 2015 by YaTEdiGo
Posted October 10, 2015
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XYCat: vote for Bikini karate babes :D
http://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/bikini_karate_babes
http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/bikini-karate-babes
Done!
Posted October 10, 2015
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XYCat: vote for Bikini karate babes :D
http://www.gog.com/wishlist/games/bikini_karate_babes
http://www.mobygames.com/game/windows/bikini-karate-babes
Voted.
Posted October 10, 2015
On topic: Ugh! (enough said about Lula)

Off topic: Are GOG not sending out any more info mails? Either that or my ISP has started blocking them as spam.
Posted October 10, 2015
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Erich_Zann: That's another blast from the past. I must still have it somewhere in my pandemonium. Absolutely unplayable but hilarious.
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jamotide: What, I play it all the time, mostly part 2, they are very good business sims! There is a dedicated fanbase for these games and until he died even the original dev was part of it. (same guy who made Fate-Gates of Dawn and Oil Imperium)
I didn't know there was a sequel ?
The unplayability might have had something to do with my german not being up to speed eighteen years ago. I remember getting broke all the time and not really understanding why.
Will have to fire it up again. Coincidentally I just reinstalled Theme Hospital...
Posted October 10, 2015
Damn it, now opening gog.com has become NSFW or even NSFH (not safe for home) material, as that busty lady jumps out from the screen to my lap.

I remember hearing about these Lula games back in the day, but never was interested enough to find out if they are any good as games. I pretty much dismissed them as pseudo-games selling only on sex. So, are they? (good games)
Posted October 10, 2015
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timppu: Damn it, now opening gog.com has become NSFW or even NSFH (not safe for home) material, as that busty lady jumps out from the screen to my lap.

I remember hearing about these Lula games back in the day, but never was interested enough to find out if they are any good as games. I pretty much dismissed them as pseudo-games selling only on sex. So, are they? (good games)
Lula 3d is an abomination, but Wet The Sexy Empire is a decent business simulation.
Posted October 10, 2015
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blotunga: Lula 3d is an abomination, but Wet The Sexy Empire is a decent business simulation.
I played Lula 3D recently. It's trashy but very funny IMO - so bad it's good. :D
Posted October 10, 2015
"An ode to entrepreneurship"

As we say here : "je ne sais pas ce que tu fumes mais c'est de la bonne".

"Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game"

Probably means the thin line between the residual animal behavioural patterns in sexually unsecure males and compulsive purchasing patterns.

To make it clear, I have nothing against more mature games here, although I'm not finding it fun that it's not in a separate section. Mind you some of your cvustomers have kids that happen to play some of the games you offer. But when I compare the selection standards for other games , I can't help wondering what the logic is. So we don't have Accross the Rhine, Fleet Defender, Cinder or Hegemony I,II or III, but we have wet.... great ...
Post edited October 10, 2015 by Phc7006
Posted October 10, 2015
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JudasIscariot: Good question. Couldn't find one, sorry.
Why not some wallpapers or avatars for goodies ?
Posted October 10, 2015
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Phc7006: "An ode to entrepreneurship"

As we say here : "je ne sais pas ce que tu fumes mais c'est de la bonne".

"Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game"

Probably means the thin line between the residual animal behavioural patterns in sexually unsecure males and compulsive purchasing patterns.

To make it clear, I have nothing against more mature games here, although I'm not finding it fun that it's not in a separate section. Mind you some of your cvustomers have kids that happen to play some of the games you offer. But when I compare the selection standards for other games , I can't help wondering what the logic is. So we don't have Accross the Rhine, Fleet Defender, Cinder or Hegemony I,II or III, but we have wet.... great ...
Oh for crying out loud.

This is something I don't see enough of in parenting these days. Too many just let their kids do whatever and not check into what they're doing and what they're looking at to a certain age and then giving them talks about what they are seeing.

I feel thankful that I have a dad that ( though mentally unstable that caused some issues growing up ) actually gave a damn. He went and played the games a while before I got a chance to. He did research. He would only allow me to play certain games with him around "just in case" and so he could answer any questions if I felt I didn't understand or felt uncomfortable about something.

It boils down to the parents needing to actually do their role as parents and not just "Okay, internet. As long as you stay quiet a while so I can do other things... go right ahead" and then complain about how there's horrible things on the internet that their children can "oh so easily get into".


And when it comes to what games are and aren't here, that's entirely on a lot of legal mess that older games mostly have that they have to wade through and that takes a long-ass time to do.
Posted October 10, 2015
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timppu: Damn it, now opening gog.com has become NSFW or even NSFH (not safe for home) material, as that busty lady jumps out from the screen to my lap.

I remember hearing about these Lula games back in the day, but never was interested enough to find out if they are any good as games. I pretty much dismissed them as pseudo-games selling only on sex. So, are they? (good games)
i vaguely remeberd ? i saw this images and ... wtf that game looked familiar fom the past, its a weird game havent played it and it also got low ratings back then as far as i know.
If the game would have been more normal and less xxx orietnated i might had give it a go, i am a gamer that also likes some fun, but mainly prefr games to be games instead of xxx games.

Gaming and xxx fun should be seperated, xxx should not be the main base of a game.
So i skip on this one.
Posted October 10, 2015
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Phc7006: "An ode to entrepreneurship"

As we say here : "je ne sais pas ce que tu fumes mais c'est de la bonne".

"Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game"

Probably means the thin line between the residual animal behavioural patterns in sexually unsecure males and compulsive purchasing patterns.

To make it clear, I have nothing against more mature games here, although I'm not finding it fun that it's not in a separate section. Mind you some of your cvustomers have kids that happen to play some of the games you offer. But when I compare the selection standards for other games , I can't help wondering what the logic is. So we don't have Accross the Rhine, Fleet Defender, Cinder or Hegemony I,II or III, but we have wet.... great ...
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Arinielle: Oh for crying out loud.

This is something I don't see enough of in parenting these days. Too many just let their kids do whatever and not check into what they're doing and what they're looking at to a certain age and then giving them talks about what they are seeing.

I feel thankful that I have a dad that ( though mentally unstable that caused some issues growing up ) actually gave a damn. He went and played the games a while before I got a chance to. He did research. He would only allow me to play certain games with him around "just in case" and so he could answer any questions if I felt I didn't understand or felt uncomfortable about something.

It boils down to the parents needing to actually do their role as parents and not just "Okay, internet. As long as you stay quiet a while so I can do other things... go right ahead" and then complain about how there's horrible things on the internet that their children can "oh so easily get into".

And when it comes to what games are and aren't here, that's entirely on a lot of legal mess that older games mostly have that they have to wade through and that takes a long-ass time to do.
THIS
Posted October 10, 2015
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