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Posted October 09, 2015
An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Posted October 09, 2015
Hmm, this game has some incredible difficulties to start. It worked well some hours ago, now when I try to start the game, the screen just flickers and does back to desktop. The game is running, the .exe is there and there's a small icon on the taskbar. But it whenever I try to click the icon, the screen flickers a few times and returns to the desktop.

Very weird.
Posted October 09, 2015
Oh hell yes!
More rare PC games please!

Could we get Biing! and Bazooka Sue? :D
Posted October 09, 2015
To whoever wrote the news release for this one, kudos. I've groaned at some of the past pun usage, but as soon as I read the first line for this, I started laughing my ass off. Good job. =)
Posted October 09, 2015
not sure you needed this one
Posted October 09, 2015
Thank you so much GOG for bringing this game. I honestly never thought you'd do it. Now I'll put my money where my mouth is and go buy it.
Posted October 09, 2015
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IAmSinistar: I think I'd actually enjoy it more in German, just for the comedy value.

"Gott in Himmel! Herr grossenwanger!"
Here, knock yourself out.
Posted October 09, 2015
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vicklemos: HOLD YOUR HORSES!
We have a winner in here!
A.k.a. "el hombre with the matchstick phallus" :D
Hah hah. Well, what do you think how old the average player of this game was back then? :P
Posted October 09, 2015
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vicklemos: HOLD YOUR HORSES!
We have a winner in here!
A.k.a. "el hombre with the matchstick phallus" :D
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CharlesGrey: Hah hah. Well, what do you think how old the average player of this game was back then? :P
Old enough! :D
Posted October 09, 2015
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vicklemos: Old enough! :D
I guess that his right arm is bigger than his left, because he had a few too many dates with Rosie Palms.
Posted October 09, 2015
I still remember this from my childhood.
No promo deal or WINE package for this? Hmm..
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Klumpen0815
Posted October 09, 2015
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CharlesGrey: Hah hah. Well, what do you think how old the average player of this game was back then? :P
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vicklemos: Old enough! :D
This and " captivating business simulator ... honest ... multimedia production empire" from GOG description made my day!
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Lin545
Posted October 09, 2015
Apparently the flickering screen can be cancelled by smashing the escape button. Computers be funny.

The second part of the game, the studio, is pretty annoying. I can't seem to be able to hire any actors. I've put the ads, no one will respond. Either it's bugging out or I am doing something very wrong.

Or then again, maybe it's just realistic :D
Posted October 09, 2015
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KneeTheCap: I can't seem to be able to hire any actors. I've put the ads, no one will respond.
You're going about it all wrong.

You need to head down to your local night club and check out one of the bus boys there. When you've sized him up get one of your more popular actresses to take him into the back room and go down on him. Later that night, when the club closes, you pick him up in your car as he is waiting for a bus. Then you take him out for coffee, introduce him to a couple of your best girls, tell him you'd like to go into business with him, and then invite him back to your house to see how he "he performs".

The rest is easy. The next day when he gets home only to immediately get kicked out of his house by his neurotic mother, you sit and wait. Within a few hours he's bound to show up at your pool party. Introduce him to one of your best male performers, show him a good time, ask him to change his name, and BAM! SUPERSTAR!
Posted October 09, 2015
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KneeTheCap: I can't seem to be able to hire any actors. I've put the ads, no one will respond.
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tinyE: You're going about it all wrong.

You need to head down to your local night club and check out one of the bus boys there. When you've sized him up get one of your more popular actresses to take him into the back room and go down on him. Later that night, when the club closes, you pick him up in your car as he is waiting for a bus. Then you take him out for coffee, introduce him to a couple of your best girls, tell him you'd like to go into business with him, and then invite him back to your house to see how he "he performs".

The rest is easy. The next day when he gets home only to immediately get kicked out of his house by his neurotic mother, you sit and wait. Within a few hours he's bound to show up at your pool party. Introduce him to one of your best male performers, show him a good time, ask him to change his name, and BAM! SUPERSTAR!
I totally wrote that down and will try your advice next time!
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: You're going about it all wrong.

You need to head down to your local night club and check out one of the bus boys there. When you've sized him up get one of your more popular actresses to take him into the back room and go down on him. Later that night, when the club closes, you pick him up in your car as he is waiting for a bus. Then you take him out for coffee, introduce him to a couple of your best girls, tell him you'd like to go into business with him, and then invite him back to your house to see how he "he performs".

The rest is easy. The next day when he gets home only to immediately get kicked out of his house by his neurotic mother, you sit and wait. Within a few hours he's bound to show up at your pool party. Introduce him to one of your best male performers, show him a good time, ask him to change his name, and BAM! SUPERSTAR!
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KneeTheCap: I totally wrote that down and will try your advice next time!
Just rent "Boogie Nights".
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