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An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
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Dalthnock: I have the CD-ROM version of Knights of Xentar & the patch to "upgrade" the censored version. If GOG ever brings it here, I'd happily provide the patch to "unlock all the content".

What? IT'S A CRPG! THAT is why I played it! Honestly! That and the story - it's hilarious.
That is nice piece for collectors. :-)

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Goran84: up-vote for Dragon Knight 4 ...but have only 3 votes :/
Learning japanese might be better. At least Doukyuusei 2 from ELF had it's official korean release. But ELF-games in english, no chance unfortunately, fan translations only (well except Knights of Xentar of course).

I do remember that Megatech Software also licensed Cobra Mission, Metal & Lace and Power DoLLS but I guess business wasn't profitable in the end.
"Multimedia production"
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IronicTitanium: "Multimedia production"
It has FMV videos :)
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IronicTitanium: "Multimedia production"
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JudasIscariot: It has FMV videos :)
Yeah, some butter face who is terribly out of sinc. :P
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JudasIscariot: It has FMV videos :)
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tinyE: Yeah, some butter face who is terribly out of sinc. :P
You mean "dubbed" :) She's actually German AFAIK and received English dubbing :)
This redefines uncut release right here.
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JudasIscariot: It has FMV videos :)
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tinyE: Yeah, some butter face who is terribly out of sinc. :P
And yet, it's still better than the cutscenes in Lula 3D.
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paladin181: Posts aren't showing now?
Check your post per page. It's been screwing with me all day.
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tinyE: Yeah, some butter face who is terribly out of sinc. :P
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JudasIscariot: You mean "dubbed" :) She's actually German AFAIK and received English dubbing :)
The voice-acting and lip-synching in the original German version were also pretty damn atrocious.
Post edited October 09, 2015 by InfraSuperman
I almost choked on my drink when I saw this on the front page. Just for that alone, I might buy this.

Not that I would ever play such filth, of course... :-)
Great release - kind of...

Still remember playing it with a friend many years ago, it was a pretty simple "simulation" - I can't remember why we played it...

But even for the good old times, I don't think that the english version will work with my memories... ;)
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JudasIscariot: You mean "dubbed" :) She's actually German AFAIK and received English dubbing :)
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InfraSuperman: The voice-acting and lip-synching in the original German version were also pretty damn atrocious.
I am not sure but I don't think anyone was playing the game for the voice acting :P
high rated
HOLD YOUR HORSES!
We have a winner in here!
A.k.a. "el hombre with the matchstick phallus" :D
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JudasIscariot: I am not sure but I don't think anyone was playing the game for the voice acting :P
I think I'd actually enjoy it more in German, just for the comedy value.

"Gott in Himmel! Herr grossenwanger!"