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An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Shit, I'm still not getting any account info anywhere on the screen.

For some reason it's not centering the screen. It pulls it down a little so I get a small black bar at the top, and gets cut off on the bottom where my stats would be.

Any ideas?
Post edited October 09, 2015 by tinyE
Instant purchase! Thanks GOG!
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Vythonaut: Just noticed "DRM-Free PR0N" in the screenshot! ROFL! :DDDDD
Gives a new meaning to GOG's slogan "Cheap and unprotected"...

... or maybe it was just as planned.
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This is scandalous! I never thought I'd live to see the day a proper, respected company like GOG would sell something so vulgar and demoralizing!

Wishlisted.
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DyNaer: Hunnie Pop + this , that's a mature content day at GOG : ]
It's like the Friday afternoon news dump from political or financial sectors. :)
Not really interested myself, but I'm really impressed with GOG for taking on something other places would just shrug off as Taboo.
Lol. Can't wait for this to show up during the holiday sales! Looks like it will be the new Jack Keane for 2015!
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Breja: This is scandalous! I never thought I'd live to see the day a proper, respected company like GOG would sell something so vulgar and demoralizing!

Wishlisted.
I found it to be disgusting, inappropriate and out of line - I mean come on, one of those screenshots suggested there could be such a thing as a 32 year old porn star! *swish!*

Seriously though, what the hell got released on GoG today? Not just one but it looks like two?
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Breja: This is scandalous! I never thought I'd live to see the day a proper, respected company like GOG would sell something so vulgar and demoralizing!

Wishlisted.
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Ixamyakxim: I found it to be disgusting, inappropriate and out of line - I mean come on, one of those screenshots suggested there could be such a thing as a 32 year old porn star! *swish!*

Seriously though, what the hell got released on GoG today? Not just one but it looks like two?
You want a list of real ones that age and older? I can give you quite a comprehensive one. :D


Oh and to all else, I fixed the screen problem. :D
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Ixamyakxim: I found it to be disgusting, inappropriate and out of line - I mean come on, one of those screenshots suggested there could be such a thing as a 32 year old porn star! *swish!*
That was in the old days, when only perverted old men perused porn, hiding under cover of night, with a fedora & trenchcoat over the wife-beater & boxer shorts. Back in them dark ages, the younger the better.

Nowadays, in the enlightened age of free internet porn, there is a market for mature, full bodied actresses.

Trust me on this.
I think this is one of those game that you can play one handed.
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tinyE: You want a list of real ones that age and older? I can give you quite a comprehensive one. :D
LOL I'll keep that in mind.

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JudasIscariot: We put up the safest-for-work screens we could find from our screenshots of the game.
You might want to have the guys bump the "Entire Screen of Giant Dildos" from the three slot in the queue. Wait, why did that sound dirty?

Seriously while I have no interest in the game I can see this thread being a source of puerile joy for me for the next few days.
Ha ha, you get what you ask for. :D

"Interactive Strip", lol.
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tinyE: You want a list of real ones that age and older? I can give you quite a comprehensive one. :D
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Ixamyakxim: LOL I'll keep that in mind.

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JudasIscariot: We put up the safest-for-work screens we could find from our screenshots of the game.
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Ixamyakxim: You might want to have the guys bump the "Entire Screen of Giant Dildos" from the three slot in the queue. Wait, why did that sound dirty?

Seriously while I have no interest in the game I can see this thread being a source of puerile joy for me for the next few days.
They are described not shown :) Notice it's all in text :)
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Vythonaut: Just noticed "DRM-Free PR0N" in the screenshot! ROFL! :DDDDD
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Grargar: Gives a new meaning to GOG's slogan "Cheap and unprotected"...

... or maybe it was just as planned.
These are historical GOG times we live in! :)
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Vythonaut