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Posted October 09, 2015
An ode to entrepreneurship.

<span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, an in-depth and captivating business simulator, is available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

In the age of struggling economies and high technology, the spirit of entrepreneurship is one of the greatest treasures one can ever own.
Following a desperate police chase, you end up stranded in a no-name rural city - strapped for cash and desperate for a new identity. Despite a seedy past, you're ready to turn things around and get really get down to business, honest business. In Lula: The Sexy Empire you will make your path from rags to riches: you'll start up your own multimedia production empire, and you'll do it with spunk.

Threading the fine line between micro/macro business management and simple fun is no simple feat for a game, and so Lula: The Sexy Empire stands out from the crowd as a classic that offers incredible control, while keeping things entertaining until the very end:
You will seek out new talent and carry out the casting.
You will direct, write, and participate in the production process.
You will manage your company's finances, investments and employees.
You will take on local, and worldwide, distribution.
You will create a network of retail stores and locations.
You will launch a satellite television network to finish off your multi-million handiwork.

Become an up and coming entrepreneur in <span class="bold">Lula: The Sexy Empire</span>, available now, DRM-free on GOG.com.

Mature content notice: Lula: The Sexy Empire contains explicit language, strong sexual themes, partial nudity and is intended for mature audiences.
Posted October 09, 2015
Ban this sick filth!
Posted October 09, 2015
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XrayStyleZ: WTF GoG? Don't become Steam, please.
Since when does steam sell Lula - the sexy empire?

And just to be clear, since I'm fairly sure you don't know, Lula is quite famus / infamous around these parts of europe and a classic, no matter how you view it.
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Titanium
Posted October 09, 2015
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-cerberus-: So Lula is ok but HATRED is a big no-no? And to eliminate any misunderstandings: I want both to be available on GOG.
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Elmofongo: Sex is better than Violance man ;)
Consented violent sex is best. :)
Posted October 09, 2015
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Crosmando: Ban this sick filth!
(SARCASM)

Oh shut up ya puritan fag.

I bet you scream in terror at the sight of your own cock.

(SARCASM)
Post edited October 09, 2015 by Elmofongo
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: Yeah, I'm going to need a manual. I have no clue what the hell I'm doing.
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HunchBluntley: The screenshots make it seem like the mouse cursor is in the form of a (sometimes naked) woman. Is this the case, or are there just random tiny women shown onscreen sometimes? : )
The woman is the cursor in this one :)
Posted October 09, 2015
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IAmSinistar: You actually did it. p_O

Bought, of course, even if just for historical reasons. Now I have to find another punchline game. Perhaps Cobra Mission or Knights Of Xentar.

And you know this means we need Lula 3D here. :P
Knights of Xentar seconded :-) Tremendously funny game.
Posted October 09, 2015
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XrayStyleZ: WTF GoG? Don't become Steam, please.
What, you mean like have more than 10 business sims?

Always glad to see more, good release.
Posted October 09, 2015
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XrayStyleZ: WTF GoG? Don't become Steam, please.
You must be new here. ;)
Posted October 09, 2015
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HunchBluntley: The screenshots make it seem like the mouse cursor is in the form of a (sometimes naked) woman. Is this the case, or are there just random tiny women shown onscreen sometimes? : )
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JudasIscariot: The woman is the cursor in this one :)
Huh. So what does the cursor lady being clothed/unclothed indicate? I imagine it changes based on something in-game?
Posted October 09, 2015
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Elmofongo: Sex is better than Violance man ;)
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-cerberus-: Consented violent sex is best. :)
I prefer consented violin sax in my games. ;)
Posted October 09, 2015
Well, I might just purchase this, purely for historical reasons.

I mean, all the fictional actresses would be past their sell-by date now. Or would they? Shanna McCullough started in the 70s & was already quite mature when this came out, & she was at her best in the mid-2000s. Not to mention Tiffany Mynx, who's still very much... what? Uh, I mean... uh... well, this is obviously filth, but it does have a place in the history of home computer games, so it's good that its here.

For archival purposes.

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Elmofongo: What about Dragon Knight?

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/dragonknight/dragonknight.htm
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MiKiL: Problem with Dragon Knight-series is that it is pretty much for PC-9801 and consumer versions for game consoles. Only Dragon Knight III (Knights of Xentar for us outside Japan) and Dragon Knight 4 are available for out PC. At least Dragon Knight 4 has nice looking windows version too from 2007.
IF Knights of Xentar would come, it should be that uncensored version X-)

On topic: Nice release..
I have the CD-ROM version of Knights of Xentar & the patch to "upgrade" the censored version. If GOG ever brings it here, I'd happily provide the patch to "unlock all the content".

What? IT'S A CRPG! THAT is why I played it! Honestly! That and the story - it's hilarious.
Posted October 09, 2015
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JudasIscariot: The woman is the cursor in this one :)
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HunchBluntley: Huh. So what does the cursor lady being clothed/unclothed indicate? I imagine it changes based on something in-game?
Clothed indicates that the cursor is not resting on a hotspot in-game. Unclothed indicates a hotspot or something you can interact with in the game :)
Posted October 09, 2015
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-cerberus-: Consented violent sex is best. :)
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FoxySage: I prefer consented violin sax in my games. ;)
Aye, in the key of X!
Posted October 09, 2015
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tinyE: Is there any way to tell how much money I have in game?
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InfraSuperman: You should be able to see it at the bottom of the screen, where it says "account".
I'm blind. :P

Gee, I wonder why I'm blind?
Posted October 09, 2015
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JudasIscariot: Clothed indicates that the cursor is not resting on a hotspot in-game. Unclothed indicates a hotspot or something you can interact with in the game :)
Woo, show us your clicks! ;P
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