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Lock, stock, and two gaping jaws.

<span class="bold">Armed and Dangerous&reg;</span>, the outrageous 3rd-person shooter where a band of misfits saves the world with eccentric weaponry, is now available, DRM-free on GOG.com, with a 25% launch discount.

A wanted bandit, a tea-obsessed robot, a mole-man that's good with explosives, and an old man with an overpowering smell will go up against King Forge's robot army. Their goal? Simple: steal the Book of Rule and save the world. But not before they make a big ol' mess of it.
As a career outlaw, Roman's not afraid to play dirty. Besides his considerable swagger, he packs some neat, non-standard-issue weaponry like a gun that plants a hungry land-shark in the ground, gas grenades that make his enemies switch sides, and a gravity-reversing gun that sends everyone flying. Will that be enough to see his rag-tag team through to the end of this crazy adventure? Do they have the firepower to defeat hulking Goliaths, disgusting hybrids, and killer droids? And is it actually true that Roman wears his mask to hide his disgustingly bad teeth?

Jump the shark and find yourself inside a rip-roaring action romp that will make you feel <span class="bold">Armed and Dangerous&reg;</span>, DRM-free on GOG.com.
The 25% discount will last until December 28, 10:59 PM UTC.
Armed&Dangerous really?!! HELL yeah! This game has some funny as humor and it's really fun to play a few times over. Thank god this made it and it's windows 10 compatible! so now I can toss the CD out now that I have a version that works.
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HunchBluntley: From the game page:

A smack-talking rag-tag band of rebels bout on an impossible quest.
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HunchBluntley: What was this supposed to say? Because "bout", as far as I know, makes no sense in this context.
I'm guessing on 'embark' - that's quite a typo if right though
I wasn't really bowled over by Giants, and from what I've seen this has the same kind of bizarre low-brow humor. *shrug*
I just remembered this game the other day and now it's here. So I can just say: Yay, Topsy Turvy Bomb!
low rated
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IronArcturus: Is the gameplay similar to Rogue Trooper?
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Breja: Can't say, I never played Rouge Trooper.
Did you leave magot in protest over tinywee being banned?
Love Giants and love this one! Reminded me of weird version of "Wizard of Oz" with guns and male as protagonist. Thanks GOG!
Post edited December 22, 2016 by Lin545
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amrit9037: Is it related to Hidden & Dangerous?
No. Also not related to "Armed & Delirious".
Thank you so much for bringing this to GOG!
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HunchBluntley: What was this supposed to say? Because "bout", as far as I know, makes no sense in this context.
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duffymoon: I'm guessing on 'embark' - that's quite a typo if right though
That would at least make sense. Now, let's see if someone changes it. :D
Post edited December 23, 2016 by HunchBluntley
2/3 releases I thought we'd never ever see. And 1 that has been a long time coming.

Nice job today GOG. Today you are worthy of the name.
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saluk: Nice job today GOG. Today you are worthy of the name.
You mean a name they no longer go by or associate with... not sure what they need to be worthy of? Not to rain on your parade or anything... I'm glad they got some nice old games here that you wanted.
Post edited December 23, 2016 by BKGaming
Finally!...thou too bad it didn't come out sooner. I wasnt patient enough so I got it on steam few month ago. Otherwise I would buy it right away. Like I did buy SimCity3000 the second I saw it on GoG. Still, I appreciate that you guys added it to the site's list.
Post edited December 26, 2016 by Weasselk
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saluk: Nice job today GOG. Today you are worthy of the name.
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BKGaming: You mean a name they no longer go by or associate with...
They'll always be "Good Old Games" to me. I don't mind that the name doesn't cover movies, bad games, or "new" (temporarily) games. As long as they have good games and they don't actually stop caring about old games entirely, the original name works for me.
I love how GOG allows me to play original Xbox games I played as a kid. Thank you.