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Better yet, a diskus simulator. You throw your phone as far as you can, and the game app shows you the distance.
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Oddeus: Better yet, a diskus simulator. You throw your phone as far as you can, and the game app shows you the distance.
You win.
Genital Jousting


Oh wait...that's been done.
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Supereor: I won't steal any of them of course, since I probably wouldn't be able to deliver on them anyway, but what have you guys thought of?
Well, if I had an idea for a dumb and simple game that I'd think people would want to play (and possibly even pay for), I definitely wouldn't post that idea publicly.
No offense. :o)
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tinyE: Genital Jousting

Oh wait...that's been done.
Genital wart scratching? Pay per itch? Share your itch with the community? Could even have a profile page...
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tinyE: Genital Jousting

Oh wait...that's been done.
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nightcraw1er.488: >snip< Could even have a profile page...
You could but it would take up too much space.
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tinyE: Genital Jousting

Oh wait...that's been done.
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nightcraw1er.488: Genital wart scratching? Pay per itch? Share your itch with the community? Could even have a profile page...
Sounds like the perfect game to distribute via itch, yo!
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nightcraw1er.488: Genital wart scratching? Pay per itch? Share your itch with the community? Could even have a profile page...
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Lifthrasil: Sounds like the perfect game to distribute via itch, yo!
Indeed.
Think of the dlc you could have:
Cosmetic dress up your wart with assorted puses
Online multiplayer, infect your friends
Lootboxes, some containing creams

This could be huge, it could go viral...
Clicking on things and the more you click, the more you earn virtual candy.

Or... You click on something. And if you click it again after exactly 2 hours you earn virtual candy.

I am sure nobody had thought of that before.
How about a maze full of dots and this round yellow thing goes around eating them being chased by......


NO. It'll never work.
One idea template:

Game plays like a traditional JRPG (in particular, battles are separate from non-combat gameplay), except that, when you get into a battle, the game turns into X genre.

(For best results, have X be very different from an RPG. The cases I am aware of use SHMUP gameplay and Bejeweled as battle systems.)
"Really dumb, simple ideas for games "

Basically 99% of mobile shovelware games.
Shower with your granddad simulator.
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Strijkbout: Shower with your granddad simulator.
I'm laughing at this WAY MORE than I should be. XD
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pkk234: VR weed killer. By hand.
Sounds like a sequel to Watching Grass Grow In VR - The Game
Post edited August 30, 2018 by KasperHviid