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Posted January 26, 2012
bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.
Posted January 26, 2012
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Thunderstone: bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.
My brief chat with it:

Cleverbot: What is your job?

User: I work in telecoms and IT.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I sell telecoms and IT stuff.

Cleverbot: What kind?

User: My kind.

Cleverbot: Asutkö sinä nokialla?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Non mi ami?

User: What language are you talking in?

Cleverbot: English.

User: Non mi ami is english?

Cleverbot: Tu mi ami?

User: SPEAK ENGLISH.

Cleverbot: NOO.

User: YES.

Cleverbot: No.


User: SHUT UP.

Cleverbot: I'm poor.

User: This is rediculous.

Cleverbot: You are ridiculous.

User: NO YOU.

Cleverbot: No you!

*Edited to include the whole thing.
Post edited January 26, 2012 by MonstaMunch
Posted January 26, 2012
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Thunderstone: bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.
How stupid that is... I asked him what 1+1*10 is, and he said 2... poor boy, needs to go to school again :)
Posted January 26, 2012
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FraterPerdurabo: Enjoy:
http://factsandchicks.com/
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SimonG: I new most of the facts and many of them are wrong (well, I didn't care actually).

But does that make me smart or am I just spending way to much time on the internet ...?
Same of them do sound rather far-fetched, don't they? Which ones did you find to be incorrect, out of interest?
Posted January 26, 2012
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Thunderstone: bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.
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Ubivis: How stupid that is... I asked him what 1+1*10 is, and he said 2... poor boy, needs to go to school again :)
He does need some help. The folks on tvtropes seem to have alot of fun with him XD
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CleverBot

Just a heads up with it, be careful not to run into Ben.
Posted January 26, 2012
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FraterPerdurabo: Same of them do sound rather far-fetched, don't they? Which ones did you find to be incorrect, out of interest?
E.g. that a duck doesn't produce an echo (check mythbusters ;-)). The spider silk one if badly phrased. Orthodox jewish women also go "commando" (but I don't know if they use bikini wax). There is nothing like a "lead based pencil", it's graphite. There is no explanation for yawning.

There is no "first house" in Skyrim, it's open ended. And the one in Whiterun actually costs 6.000, but you only have to pay 5.000 (due to a bug?) when you have less than 6.000.

And, of course, the urban ledgend of the atari E.T. cartrige landfill.

I guess there are more, but those are the ones that jumped at me. And many others are, well, not that impressive.

Still enjoyed it greatly, though!
Posted January 26, 2012
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SimonG: snip
Did actually see that particular Mythbusters episode, but couldn't remember the conclusion!
Anyway, thanks for the heads up, I haven't really spent much time on that site but will now do with caution.
Posted January 26, 2012
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SimonG: snip
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FraterPerdurabo: Did actually see that particular Mythbusters episode, but couldn't remember the conclusion!
Anyway, thanks for the heads up, I haven't really spent much time on that site but will now do with caution.
Dude, I wouldn't go on that site for the "facts" ;-)
Posted January 26, 2012
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FraterPerdurabo: Did actually see that particular Mythbusters episode, but couldn't remember the conclusion!
Anyway, thanks for the heads up, I haven't really spent much time on that site but will now do with caution.
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SimonG: Dude, I wouldn't go on that site for the "facts" ;-)
Hey, I actually used to read the articles in Playboy!
Posted January 26, 2012
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Thunderstone: bored? Go talk to this: http://www.cleverbot.com/

This is a bot program designed to hold conversations with people. Let's just say it is a tad absentminded but amusing.
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Ubivis: How stupid that is... I asked him what 1+1*10 is, and he said 2... poor boy, needs to go to school again :)
Well, no it's only off by one. The answer should be 3. :-P
Posted January 26, 2012
Bush and Obama meet Pope
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Posted January 28, 2012
This is Aperture - "a Portal-style remake of 'This Is Halloween' from The Nightmare Before Christmas."
Posted January 29, 2012
ПУТИН и ВДВшники
(Anti Putin protest song)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aVlR_Oe3v0
Posted January 29, 2012
Cleverbot is ending the world...



User: Bewbs.

Cleverbot: Just beware?

User: Beeeeewbs.

Cleverbot: Clear!

User: :-).

Cleverbot: Name a game.

User: Global Thermonuclear War.

Cleverbot: How do I play that game?

User: The only way to win the game is not to play it.

Cleverbot: I don't want to win, I want to play global thermonuclear war.
Posted February 02, 2012
Tingle is apparently more than a freak in a green suit...
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