The fact that even publishers are commenting on this is pretty definitive on how everyone feels about this "template" :)

Hey! Glad to see you enjoy and encourage the new GOG disdain style!
I hope at least you and the rest of the publishers/developers get a higher percentage as I expect prices drop to us the customers as well... considering an automated script can easily make this posts...
Otherwise, someone (whose name I won't say) is getting the money doing less...

Off topic : Are all THQ Nordic games have the latest updates , patches , DLCs on Gog ?

Is the Description team on strike, sick or something ?

These new rushed and bland game descriptions are really unappealing to me...

According to this post they are trying a new template for news and releases.

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/weekly_sale_survival_games_up_to_90_off_00a94/post33

Well, now you've answered that... can I have a cookie?

Thank you for the reply .

GOG: Take the keyboard away from the trainee!
When: Now!

I honestly dislike this new template.

Will definitely get the game around release date. Loved the first game (aside from a few exceptions). :)

The new template is much fine (rather informative, that is).
However the free text of a sentence or two is missed -- I've had the good habit of replying to it. Nothing to hook at atm.

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Onto the game:

"Beware that, when fighting monsters, you yourself do not become a monster... for when you gaze long into the abyss. The abyss gazes also into you."
FWN

i have to play the first first :P

Gotta love the official blurb though. Wow, wow, wow!

"Vintage"? 2017 is "vintage" these days?

I was born 2080. If something not even 5 years old passes for that predicate, what am I then? A "walking dad"? Oh, come on! Enough with the spoilers already. Give some of us time to finish the first game! Old and busted: Elex.
New hotness: "Dark" Elex.

THQ, you sneaky bastards, I see what you did there!
If you replace "vintage" with "dark vintage", does it become more "Gothic" by chance? So... you basically want me to play with my mother in law? Nah! She doesn't leave. She just tells me to behave "or else". And you really don't wanna know what "else" looks like. Woah! Hold your horses, THQ. That escalated too quickly.

On the othert hand... you do have my attention. Waiiit! Jax had Sex and a son named Dex? Seriously, THQ, who is your story writer?

Let me guess, his Mum is called Sax? Aaand she is dead?
Figures! Pfft... mothers. Always getting in the way of a good story--and a new romantic sub-plot, am I right?

Not... that I would ever do.... that, of course. Love, just in case you are reading this... oookay. Moving on!

Final question, THQ. Dax is in his late forties or early fifties by now, right? Spoil the beans, guys: what's his secret? I mean, no gray hair, no reading glasses, ... jumps around like a 6 month old kitten and growls like a tiger on the prowl.

When I got my own son, much younger than Dax must have been, not even 12 months into that rollercoaster ride, my hair turned whiter than Geralt of Rivia and I was so sleep deprived, I started to forget how to spell my own name. Years later I gained 15 pounds, lost 20 points on agility, and don't even remember what sanity feels like. Admit it, THQ! Dax is on some weird crap you won't tell us about.

(PS: Where on Magalan did you find a good kindergarten? I honestly have been all over the place with no luck at all. My DMs are open. Text me? I can keep a secret!)