Posted December 12, 2022
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neumi5694
Survived the human apocalypse
Registered: May 2011
From Italy
Posted December 12, 2022
That was until he went crazy, got his shotgun and massacred the reindeers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTGlUMvbhSw
BlueMooner
Blue User
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted December 13, 2022
Joke aside, because everyone keeps mentioning coal, I'll share a story. Many many years ago my brother was dating a woman who was a bitch. She had her nice moments, but on the whole wasn't a pleasant person IMO. She told me this story once and she thought it was so funny!
She gave some friends a box of coal for xmas. Naturally, they thought it was her being her nasty self, so they threw the box out. She later called and asked what they thought of the present. They were none too pleased. She asked did they like the tickets? What tickets? She had hidden tickets under the coal. So then they had to go and dig through the trash until the found the box, to get the tickets. She thought the whole thing was hilarious. I didn't know what to say.
Sachys
Woodie Guthrie's Guitar!
Registered: Dec 2011
From United Kingdom
ConsulCaesar
Crossing the Rubicon
Registered: Jan 2017
From Spain
Posted December 13, 2022
Joke aside, because everyone keeps mentioning coal, I'll share a story. Many many years ago my brother was dating a woman who was a bitch. She had her nice moments, but on the whole wasn't a pleasant person IMO. She told me this story once and she thought it was so funny!
She gave some friends a box of coal for xmas. Naturally, they thought it was her being her nasty self, so they threw the box out. She later called and asked what they thought of the present. They were none too pleased. She asked did they like the tickets? What tickets? She had hidden tickets under the coal. So then they had to go and dig through the trash until the found the box, to get the tickets. She thought the whole thing was hilarious. I didn't know what to say.
Lazarus_03
Dedicated Lurker
Registered: Dec 2016
From Other
Posted December 13, 2022
Santa Claus is basically a creep:
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town lyrics
"He sees you when you're sleeping.
He knows when you're awake…"
And then the opening part makes sense now:
"You better watch out.
You better not cry…"
…
"He's making a list…"
There goes the targets!
"And checking it twice…"
Verified — there's no escape. Ho-Ho!
"Gonna find out Who's naughty and nice."
Preferences preferences…
…
"He knows if you've been bad or good"
See? He knows! That's some Pro Stalking right there.
"So be good for goodness sake!"
Means — "Be submiss~ " uuh- erhm… I'll stop here.
<insert Santa's naughty Ho-Ho-Ho imagination bubble>
BlueMooner
Blue User
Registered: Jun 2012
From United States
Posted December 13, 2022
Not generally, no. But the emotions at the time would be to assume it was a joke, be amused, and either look more into the box or call them up to figure out what the joke was. But when you open a present and think it's an insult, one of many they've done, and throw the box out having a negative feeling from the experience, that IS bitchy. It's why I mentioned her character for context.
skeletonbow
Galaxy 3 when?
Registered: Dec 2009
From Canada
Posted December 14, 2022
Add powdered laxatives to the cookie flour, and use lactulose in the cookies instead of sugar. I wouldn't want to be Rudolph later on, that's all I'm saying... he's coming out of it all with a brown nose...
Post edited December 14, 2022 by skeletonbow