Like I said, I never watched Enterprise and I don't intend to. When I first read that there was a new incarnation of Trek coming out, I decided there and then to ignore it. Star Trek was dead and buried to me at that point, viciously killed by a combo of Tom Hardy and Voyager being generic, bottom of the barrel-scaping, banal boring shit that retread the same ground that other Treks treaded on for hundreds of episodeds, but it hadn't become unprofitable quite yet, so they just had to keep on treading. No thanks, I'm not watching Enterprise. Never did, never will.
As for the de-canonized Transwarp travesty, yes, I saw that one. I sought that one out specifically, due to friends telling me how outrageously bad it is. It is pretty terrible indeed, but it has one thing that makes it superior to the baseball episode: it doesn't stop the show dead in its tracks. Like I said, DS9 built towards this enormous climax and the baseball show was SUCH a cock-block (on top of being a terrible episode). VOY was always just plodding along: "Herpy derp, 700 00000000 pajamajillion light yeers fruhm home! Ohhh, Neelix, you disgusting rainbow-trout coloured space abomination, what hilarious hijinks could you possibly up to this week?" So yeah, baseball episode = tarnishing the legacy and ruining the flow of an otherwise mostly flawless show. Transwarp episode: business (i.e. shit) as usual
I don't get the hate for Spock's Brain. Sure, it's dumb as a sack of hammers, but it's dumb in a charming way. Also includes one of my favourite exchanges of the entire show:
McCoy: "He was worse than dead!"
Kirk: (blank stare)
McCoy: "His BRRRRAIN is GOOONE!"
*music sting as we cut to a priceless reaction shot of Captain Shatner putting on his best DAFUQ face*
Speaking of dumb TOS episodes, you might want to mention "The Savage Curtain", in which
a literal turd pits Kirk, Spock and Abraham Lincoln (don't ask) against the wicked witch of the East (whose clothing bare her midriff for some reason), Genghis Khan, Space-Hitler and a random Klingon warlord. Hilarity ensues. Still better than the baseball episode from DS9!
Oh yeah, rank the Star Wars movies...
Unfortunately, I can't, due to some Great Firewall witchery preventing the poll from showing up for me. So I'll just leave the rating here:
4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5 >6>7>2>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3