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Posted June 12, 2016
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Posted June 12, 2016
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DieRuhe: a little surrealism and nonsense never killed anybody :-)
I take it you've never heard of my uncle Oswald. He really liked tea, so one day he sat on a railroad track and a zebra ate him.
Posted June 12, 2016
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Wishbone: Hvad fuck har du røget, mand? Spænd lige hjelmen, makker :-D
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Avogadro6: I'm dying to know... does your language not have its own word for 'fuck', or what? O_o
It does, several in fact, but not one you'd use in this context. We tend to incorporate a lot of English words in Danish, especially profanity. My theory is that it is due to the fact that in Scandinavia, we don't dub foreign movies and TV shows, but use subtitles instead. As such, we hear a lot more spoken English than people in the rest of Europe do (except in the British Isles of course). Also, because Denmark is such a small country (only 5.6 million people), not many games are localized into Danish, and very few books are translated into Danish as well.
Posted June 12, 2016
Instructions not clear, got head stuck in the washing machine.
Posted June 12, 2016
Washing machine currently filled with concrete for my Dubstep recording.

WUB WUB WUB
Posted June 12, 2016
Climate change will kill us all.
Posted June 12, 2016
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Shadowstalker16: Climate change will kill us all.
Just pee less, think of the wombats.
Posted June 12, 2016
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Shadowstalker16: Climate change will kill us all.
cause we focus on that fairy tale while terrorists take over the world.
Posted June 12, 2016
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Wishbone: Hvad fuck har du røget, mand?
I haven't thrown this into Google translate, but it reads a lot like "What the fuck did you smoke, man?"

Hvad - what
fuck - fuck
har du - hast du (<- German for "did you")
røget - geraucht (German for "smoked")
mand - man
Post edited June 12, 2016 by real.geizterfahr
Posted June 12, 2016
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Wishbone: Hvad fuck har du røget, mand?
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real.geizterfahr: I haven't thrown this into Google translate, but it reads a lot like "What the fuck did you smoke, man?"

Hvad - what
fuck - fuck
har du - hast du (<- German for "did you")
røget - geraucht (German for "smoked")
mand - man
That is in fact exactly what it says ;-)
Posted June 12, 2016
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Wishbone: That is in fact exactly what it says ;-)
I always found it funny how many languages you can read if you speak two or three "key languages". With German and English I can read Danish, Swedish and Dutch (they all seem like a German/English-mix) and with Spanish I can read Portuguese and Italian (that's really easy). French is a weird one, but I do get parts of it too (living in a region where people speak Catalan, French became easier to grasp). Spoken language is a lot harder, though.
Posted June 13, 2016
Joke time!

Q: If you're riding a ten-speed down a paved hill at 20 miles per hour and the left pedal falls off, how many pancakes can you stuff in an elephant's ear?

A: None, because ice cream doesn't have bones!!!

*bows*
Posted June 13, 2016
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real.geizterfahr: I haven't thrown this into Google translate, but it reads a lot like "What the fuck did you smoke, man?"

Hvad - what
fuck - fuck
har du - hast du (<- German for "did you")
røget - geraucht (German for "smoked")
mand - man
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Wishbone: That is in fact exactly what it says ;-)
the contents of a piss stained matras ?
Posted June 13, 2016
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real.geizterfahr: I haven't thrown this into Google translate, but it reads a lot like "What the fuck did you smoke, man?"

Hvad - what
fuck - fuck
har du - hast du (<- German for "did you")
røget - geraucht (German for "smoked")
mand - man
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Wishbone: That is in fact exactly what it says ;-)
Oked-smay? E-thay only-way ing-thay at-thay oked-smay er-way arbecue-bay ibs-ray. Ey-thay er-way ery-vay asty-tay!
Posted June 13, 2016
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Avogadro6: I'm dying to know... does your language not have its own word for 'fuck', or what? O_o
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Wishbone: It does, several in fact, but not one you'd use in this context.
I would have used 'fanden' instead. :)
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