Welp, that's 4.

So how would you guys like to split yourselves into teams?
I'll give y'all an opportunity to decide, and if not, I'll just sort it by who came first/second, etc.
Or, in short, since I'm lazy: The first person to say "I'd like to be on a team with [insert player name here]" decides the teams, as those two will be a team.

As far as I can see weh have players from the USA, Australia, France and Germany. So I would suggest that you build teams with a native and a non-native English speaker each to make things fair.

I'll team with you PaterAlf, since I can come and visit you in the detention camp afterwards.

Only one player is a non-native English speaker, and that would be Amadren (France). Maxvorstadt never said he was in due to worrying about his English skills. No idea how to resolve this, so we may as well just forge ahead, have some fun, and fix it later.
A'ight. Looks like it's the Australians on Team 1 and the revolutionaries o'er on Team 2.
As per the coin flip, Team 1's going first.
The password shall be delivered in a moment.

Hahaha, I love this. No mercy for the crown dodgers!

Post wiped and moved to the OP instead.

The second one would be me. I'm not really from the Christmas Island. ;)

....
Well, whatever. There's one native and one non-native speaker on each team, so it worked out.
You're an honorary Australian for now just so I don't have to change the team names. I mean, it was intended as an island for criminals, and you're a criminal, right?
You've, uh...
.....
.....publicly lied about your country of origin!
Scandalous!
Clap him in chains and banish him to the colonies!
There. Problem solved.

Tell me if you don't understand your password, since it's currently your turn and all.

1. Clue: Vegetable

No.

It's a COOKIE!

sanfueg, you're up next.

Oh, so you already know what will happen when it's my turn to guess. ;)

Clue #1: Vegetable

Carrot