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Posted January 15, 2016
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Cavenagh: why are you using the peephole? someone after you..
Because if I know who's out there I don't have to open everytime. It's perfect for such occasions like this, when door sellers are coming.
Posted January 15, 2016
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Xel.naga: However, as I scrolled down there was a knock on my door. I looked into the peephole and what do you know.
A freaking bible salesman right outside my door, as I was reading about a game taking place in Hell.
I didn't know "door-to-door Bible salesman" was an occupation that still exists. But, then, maybe it's just assumed that most people in this country already have several, so no one bothers peddling them here. : P
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nightcraw1er.488: So you unloaded both barrels through the door, then switched to chainsaw to make sure no?
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nightcraw1er.488: Just leave it there as a lesson?
You seem unsure. You must be decisive when killing salesmen (even when merely talking about it), lest they sense your indecision and summon more of their brethren!
Posted January 15, 2016
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Xel.naga: However, as I scrolled down there was a knock on my door. I looked into the peephole and what do you know.
A freaking bible salesman right outside my door, as I was reading about a game taking place in Hell.
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HunchBluntley: I didn't know "door-to-door Bible salesman" was an occupation that still exists. But, then, maybe it's just assumed that most people in this country already have several, so no one bothers peddling them here. : P
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nightcraw1er.488: Just leave it there as a lesson?
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HunchBluntley: You seem unsure. You must be decisive when killing salesmen (even when merely talking about it), lest they sense your indecision and summon more of their brethren!
Both barrels and a chainsaw is indecisive, i'd hate to be your postman :o)
Posted January 15, 2016
Next time you will see Baron of Hell or Cyberdemon. Prepare yourself.
Posted January 15, 2016
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HunchBluntley: You seem unsure. You must be decisive when killing salesmen (even when merely talking about it), lest they sense your indecision and summon more of their brethren!
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nightcraw1er.488: Both barrels and a chainsaw is indecisive, i'd hate to be your postman :o)
LOL, I was referring to the fact that both your (very amusing) suggestions were phrased as questions. :)

(And I really had to look carefully at your reply as, at first glance, it looked like you just quoted me with no actual reply text of your own. ;) )
Posted January 15, 2016
Err.. this was like the most unimpressive coincidence ever.. -_-'
Post edited January 15, 2016 by phaolo
Posted January 15, 2016
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Xel.naga: However, as I scrolled down there was a knock on my door. I looked into the peephole and what do you know.
A freaking bible salesman right outside my door, as I was reading about a game taking place in Hell.
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HunchBluntley: I didn't know "door-to-door Bible salesman" was an occupation that still exists. But, then, maybe it's just assumed that most people in this country already have several, so no one bothers peddling them here. : P
I shall be starting my buggy whip business next week. Nobody is selling the durn things any more - think of the pent-up demand! : )

/pulls out Fuller Brush Man suit and puts a shine on the loafers
Posted January 15, 2016
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HunchBluntley: I didn't know "door-to-door Bible salesman" was an occupation that still exists. But, then, maybe it's just assumed that most people in this country already have several, so no one bothers peddling them here. : P
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HereForTheBeer: I shall be starting my buggy whip business next week. Nobody is selling the durn things any more - think of the pent-up demand! : )

/pulls out Fuller Brush Man suit and puts a shine on the loafers
Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't roving gun salesmen.
"We're exercising our right to bear reasonably-priced arms...right to your door!™"
Posted January 15, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: I shall be starting my buggy whip business next week. Nobody is selling the durn things any more - think of the pent-up demand! : )

/pulls out Fuller Brush Man suit and puts a shine on the loafers
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HunchBluntley: Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't roving gun salesmen.
"We're exercising our right to bear reasonably-priced arms...right to your door!™"
I think you're on to something. Not with the firearms necessarily, but how about the door-to-door beer and liquor salesman?
Posted January 15, 2016
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HunchBluntley: Frankly, I'm surprised there aren't roving gun salesmen.
"We're exercising our right to bear reasonably-priced arms...right to your door!™"
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HereForTheBeer: I think you're on to something. Not with the firearms necessarily, but how about the door-to-door beer and liquor salesman?
Just roll that in with the gun sales -- might as well throw cigarettes in there, too. The business could be called 'ATF Door-to-Door'. =)
Posted January 15, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: I think you're on to something. Not with the firearms necessarily, but how about the door-to-door beer and liquor salesman?
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HunchBluntley: Just roll that in with the gun sales -- might as well throw cigarettes in there, too. The business could be called 'ATF Door-to-Door'. =)
Haha - reminds me of the drive-through liquor stores in some states: beer and booze, snacks, smokes, girlie magazines, and I think they had fireworks, too. Funny enough, that was down in the Bible Belt.
Posted January 15, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: /pulls out Fuller Brush Man suit and puts a shine on the loafers
You can't spit shine Velcro sneakers!
Post edited January 15, 2016 by Xel.naga
Posted January 15, 2016
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HunchBluntley: Just roll that in with the gun sales -- might as well throw cigarettes in there, too. The business could be called 'ATF Door-to-Door'. =)
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HereForTheBeer: Haha - reminds me of the drive-through liquor stores in some states: beer and booze, snacks, smokes, girlie magazines, and I think they had fireworks, too. Funny enough, that was down in the Bible Belt.
My brain fails at contemplating anyone being against that as an economic engine. I don't know, maybe stuck up Brits or something. People too far removed from freedom to have any fun.
Posted January 15, 2016
Ask those guys: https://www.reddit.com/r/theydidthemath
Posted January 16, 2016
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Klumpen0815: I guess I just don't get along too well with missionaries of all kinds,
Lucky you!

You seem to have scared away more missionaries from different religions than I have talked to!
Scientology? Really? They exist? :-S
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