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...INTO EXISTENCE

I was first, and now for a translation...

"Yes, well here's a happy thread, a bitchy thread, a random finds thread; but I couldn't find one (On the first couple of forum pages - which is where I gave up looking) about general random stuff that made me laugh."

Also, I've been on GOG for a year!

If I went out for a jog and crashed into a tree, would that be ran-dumb enough for for this thread?

Anyway, I'm off-to-pick some apples.


Edit: uh, not trying to say the thread is dumb. Just making a stupid play on words.

Gee. Another post by Fairfox that is written in coherent English. The world must be coming to an end... or something. =P

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American Football Fans

You cant make this shit up.

The Atlanta Falcons are opening up their new state of the art dome this season and one of their feature attractions at the new building is a Chick-fil-A restaurant, which due to the Chick-fil-A owner's devout religious beliefs will will not be open on Sundays!

It's not so much a slam on religion or the Atlanta Falcons as much as it is my wondering how neither corporation, in making this deal, foresaw this dilemma. XD

I am a disorganized moron who knows shit about business but even I could have pinned this as a problem from day one.

The first part is a compliment. Peanuts are delicious forever and ever.

Unless you have a severe nut allergy, in which case they're delicious just the once. Their one Thursday Night Football game:

"Hey, let's make it a tradition to throw chicken onto the field to remind the Falcons not to choke this time! Also, this has nothing to do with needing to move an unreasonable amount of chicken on this one day!"

But stadiums are used for a lot of things outside of football, so it's probably slightly less stupid than it first appears.

Another injun on the forum :O
Also I don't get how they were able to release season 2, I thought everyone hated season 1.

I would like to propose a motion declaring that monkeys are both hilarious and (when properly prepared) delicious. Any seconds?

Cats are taking over.

I wonder when will GOG get Zero Wing.

It's putting me & my translations out of business! :D

Been on the forum for few months here. :D

Also isn't that the case with half of their catalogue? You'll have to praise their steadfastness.
I am remotely interested in the Sam and Max games, though not in any hurry.

If you enjoyed The Guild Gold (Guild 1, really), I think you will love The Guild 2 Renaissance as well. It's a part dynasty role-playing, part management/strategy game, where you pick the challenge of different professions and unearth some excitement about the Town, plus continuing your dynasty. The Guild 2 series does suffer a bit from it's well-known bugginess. It's a decently leisurely game. And you can save anytime or as much as you want.

Do note that "The Guild 3" is coming up as well. You can check it out here -

https://www.gog.com/game/the_guild_3

Extract from a recent memo from senior management "It has come to our attention, that 40%of all sick-days have been taken out on Monday's and Fridays's. This have to stop!"